Do it properly

[Clint Eastwood]

Its ok Elizabeth I wont be bailing anyone out but you.

[Hot Lizzy]

Its ok Elizabeth I wont be bailing anyone out but you.

Don't keep looking at those girls or i will be kicking you in the nuts good and hard - i thought you were a one on one man not a lesbian act........you make me cross you really do all talk and no trousers thats you........have to go have to sort out some business with some hungarian dude that likes to show a woman a good time.........

Need to get rid of that nick too hes driving me nuts.


Lizzy still hot and ready to trot.........

[Clint Eastwood]

Im all trousers I have you know Elizabeth. I will show you that in Cork. I was only trying to make you jealous. Now Im jealous your off with a Hungarian dude one that shows a woman a good time. Now thats rare for a Hungarian. Im only joking Elizabeth. Im glad someones showing you a good time you deserve it.

Ill get rid of that nasty Nick before the day is out. I feel were going to have a big showdown. This is the Christmas cliffhanger. Stay tuned for the latest episode of E-I the soap opera.

[Forrest]

Or loads of free time!!!! It really takes a long time to write such large posts!!!!!

I know, but it takes a long time for me to think of a reply and then I have to get my personal assistant to type it for me but she keeps making mistakes because she types with one hand while playing with herself with the other. Maybe its time to get a new P.A.

[Arnie S]

I know, but it takes a long time for me to think of a reply and then I have to get my personal assistant to type it for me but she keeps making mistakes because she types with one hand while playing with herself with the other. Maybe its time to get a new P.A.

Does she do shorthand? . I could use someone with those skill sets in my Governors office. I did have M & C on an Internship but I could not get any werk done and my dry cleaning bill went through the roof!!!

Arnie says,

SPANK YOOER SECRETARY!!! (gently)

[Forrest]

Does she do shorthand? . I could use someone with those skill sets in my Governors office. I did have M & C on an Internship but I could not get any werk done and my dry cleaning bill went through the roof!!!

Arnie says,

SPANK YOOER SECRETARY!!! (gently)

Whats shorthand!!!! I tried spanking her but she enjoyed it too much.

[Busty Malena and Carmen]

I know, but it takes a long time for me to think of a reply and then I have to get my personal assistant to type it for me but she keeps making mistakes because she types with one hand while playing with herself with the other. Maybe its time to get a new P.A.

U should hire a new secretary!!!!! One who can obbey u and do whatever what u want.....

[Arnie S]

I tried spanking her but she enjoyed it too much.

Ve all make that mistake little one you vill learn that you need to lay the ground rules with yooer new secretary from day one.

1

no hankie = no spankie

2

no wankie = no spankie

3

mankie = NOOOOOO spankie ever

4

kinkie = hankie and spankie and thankie.

follow these simple rules fooerest and you vill have many happy yeears from yooer secretary

isn’t that right Gertrude?



vere vould I be vithout my little Gerty?

[Forrest]

U should hire a new secretary!!!!! One who can obbey u and do whatever what u want.....

Would either of you two ladies be interested in applying for the position?

[Forrest]

Ve all make that mistake little one you vill learn that you need to lay the ground rules with yooer new secretary from day one.

1

no hankie = no spankie

2

no wankie = no spankie

3

mankie = NOOOOOO spankie ever

4

kinkie = hankie and spankie and thankie.

follow these simple rules fooerest and you vill have many happy yeears from yooer secretary

isn’t that right Gertrude?



vere vould I be vithout my little Gerty?

I was wondering where Gertrude went after she left me.