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    Default The 50 shades effect

    Anyone else feel the need to give the BDSM experience a lash.?
    I would meself except for the fact that all me ould underpants are well past grey as is my chest hair and pubes.
    And im well past the 50 mark too.
    So if the 50 shades of grey is a test. Then im passed!
    Bit like valentines.

    Think ill go now! Me coco is getting cold.

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    "The fucking of my soft tight anus was so vigorous, he soon found his man berries joining his baloney pony deep in my rusty sheriff's badge. With his veiny quim prod hammering deep into my bearded haddock pasty, the sensation of his one-eyed monster smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The pounding makes me splurge my spaff all over his chubstep. The feeling of his Da Vinci load dripping down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than snot off a whip. It was bliss having his timed slimer rammed inside me again; stuffing my ladytown with a lightbulb just didn't get my birth cannon spouting like it used to."
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    "There was man fat leaching from his stilton sword and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. The unrelenting orgasms from his bald-headed yogurt slinger slamming my tampon tunnel made me come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on Cribs. Inserting my fist into my chlamydia canal got me flowing vertical moisture faster than snot off a whip. I can't wait to consume the cock custard from his huge penis. The thrusting makes me pour my minge mucus all over his piss pipe."
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    In case you think I've finally lost the plot altogether I should probably add some sauce ...

    http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/



    And to answer your question, nope, no interest in pain and humiliation.
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    Hell, if I wanted pain and humilation I'd get married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    In case you think I've finally lost the plot altogether I should probably add some sauce ...

    http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/



    And to answer your question, nope, no interest in pain and humiliation.
    I thought it would be write a normal text and it would '50 shades it' but no turns out the generator is really a link button to more of the same created earlier


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    In case you think I've finally lost the plot altogether I should probably add some sauce ...

    http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/



    And to answer your question, nope, no interest in pain and humiliation.

    which if Im reading this right you do though in bondage and sadism


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    Said on the news that there has been a big increase in calls to the Fire Brigade of people 'stuck' in compromising situations and foreign objects disappearing up orifices since the books came out.
    Last edited by mellors; 12-02-15 at 22:17.
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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    I thought it would be write a normal text and it would '50 shades it' but no turns out the generator is really a link button to more of the same created earlier

    I was disappointed by that too, I couldn't wait to see what a witty filthy-mouthed version of me would sound like.
    Last edited by Jiberjabber; 12-02-15 at 23:11.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    I was disappointed by that too, I couldn't wait to see what a witty filthy-mouthed version of me would sound like.
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