im going to shoot him

[annabel taylor]

I'm slightly superstitious esp about magpies one for sorrow two for joy

Well there this little arsehole who stalking my balcony, every morning, I can't open my curtains without seeing the little wanker, I'm actually really honestly thinking about getting an air soft rifle and steal pellets and making his kids orphans
U think he bring his wife or something but nooooo little dickface comes alone to blighted my day

Plus an air soft rifle legal and does break the skin. I'd imagine one to testicle been rather unpleasant...

If anyone knows a humane way to keep him off my balcony I like to hear


Coz I will shoot the fuck

[KevinACE]

I'm slightly superstitious esp about magpies one for sorrow two for joy

Well there this little arsehole who stalking my balcony, every morning, I can't open my curtains without seeing the little wanker, I'm actually really honestly thinking about getting an air soft rifle and steal pellets and making his kids orphans
U think he bring his wife or something but nooooo little dickface comes alone to blighted my day

Plus an air soft rifle legal and does break the skin. I'd imagine one to testicle been rather unpleasant...

If anyone knows a humane way to keep him off my balcony I like to hear


Coz I will shoot the fuck

Get yourself a cat, the obvious choice, a stalker for a predator!

[willie wacker]

I'm slightly superstitious esp about magpies one for sorrow two for joy

Well there this little arsehole who stalking my balcony, every morning, I can't open my curtains without seeing the little wanker, I'm actually really honestly thinking about getting an air soft rifle and steal pellets and making his kids orphans
U think he bring his wife or something but nooooo little dickface comes alone to blighted my day

Plus an air soft rifle legal and does break the skin. I'd imagine one to testicle been rather unpleasant...

If anyone knows a humane way to keep him off my balcony I like to hear


Coz I will shoot the fuck

I thought you had a pussy , a pussy cat that is
What happened to him??

Get a magpie trap or get a small fishing hook and fishing line,tie it to the balcony and bait it with meat and when he eats the meat you will have hooked him and whack him accross the head

[tom rambo]

I'm slightly superstitious esp about magpies one for sorrow two for joy

Well there this little arsehole who stalking my balcony, every morning, I can't open my curtains without seeing the little wanker, I'm actually really honestly thinking about getting an air soft rifle and steal pellets and making his kids orphans
U think he bring his wife or something but nooooo little dickface comes alone to blighted my day

Plus an air soft rifle legal and does break the skin. I'd imagine one to testicle been rather unpleasant...

If anyone knows a humane way to keep him off my balcony I like to hear


Coz I will shoot the fuck

well dont shoot him or you will realy have bad luck,

[Best Before]

I'm slightly superstitious esp about magpies one for sorrow two for joy

Well there this little arsehole who stalking my balcony, every morning, I can't open my curtains without seeing the little wanker, I'm actually really honestly thinking about getting an air soft rifle and steal pellets and making his kids orphans
U think he bring his wife or something but nooooo little dickface comes alone to blighted my day

Plus an air soft rifle legal and does break the skin. I'd imagine one to testicle been rather unpleasant...

If anyone knows a humane way to keep him off my balcony I like to hear


Coz I will shoot the fuck

You should stick your cat out there, to guard the balcony

Ohh no wait...

[annabel taylor]

You should stick your cat out there, to guard the balcony

Ohh no wait...

The cats jokes are getting mean now. I can throw my babies ashes at him
Still cry when I see his pictures

Sore subject

[Best Before]

The cats jokes are getting mean now. I can throw my babies ashes at him
Still cry when I see his pictures

Sore subject

I shall respect your wishes. No more cat jokes, from me anyway


Moving on, what about a scarecrow!!
it's a bit more humane.

[annabel taylor]

I shall respect your wishes. No more cat jokes, from me anyway


Moving on, what about a scarecrow!!
it's a bit more humane.

I have feelings like, mocking egos etc is fair game but not my dead baby rip

I wont really shoot him, bar his mocking of me every day he does no harm, but I would like him to tuck off

[nitram]

Sorry to read about you loosing your pet annabel, they bring so much pleasure into our lives and their passing is always very sad time and it seams that only animal lovers understand the feeling of loss one experiences. As to your feathered friend in the white waistcoat charge him rent or make it more difficult for him to perch in his preferred spot. A suggestion would be to hang a few old CD discs in the area where he perches and their movement coupled with the reflection of light from their surfaces should give him the message to as you so politely stated TUCK OFF.

[atom]

I'm slightly superstitious esp about magpies one for sorrow two for joy

Well there this little arsehole who stalking my balcony, every morning, I can't open my curtains without seeing the little wanker, I'm actually really honestly thinking about getting an air soft rifle and steal pellets and making his kids orphans
U think he bring his wife or something but nooooo little dickface comes alone to blighted my day

Plus an air soft rifle legal and does break the skin. I'd imagine one to testicle been rather unpleasant...

If anyone knows a humane way to keep him off my balcony I like to hear


Coz I will shoot the fuck

Airsoft weapons are legal but the cops don't like you having them,they trying to change law.. the plastic pellets sting at close range never seen them to break skin..
you could try spraying wd40 non balcony most birds and animals don't like the smell of it