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ever eat your own shit ?Originally Posted by experienced punter
hows about a feed of shit/piss/earwax/snot/cum/flaky skin/ blood and all washed down with a few scabs --mmmmmmmmmmmm luverly!
did i mention pus and eye mucus ?
and for dessert a few blackheads !
sounds like a veritable banquet.......room for another.
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Bear with me please…
Do any girls here….
Crowd surf at a old age pensioners brittle bones awareness rally?
Ring no 10 downing street and ask to speak to the sour bastard in charge?
Wear your save the whale T shirt when with a really fat bloke?
Do the highland fling wearing a suit of armor?
Stock extra small condoms so as not to hurt our feelings?
Stock extra large condoms just to see the look of inadequacy sweep across our faces?
Secretly hope that that Iraqi journalist was wearing thigh high PVC stilettos when he decided to throw his shoes at Bush?
Wish that the numbers on the shirts of the Italian and Brazilian football teams was actually telling you the length of their lads in inches?
Now I know all those questions might sound pointless but I submit they are not as pointless as asking a woman if she is OK with having cum sprayed into her eyes by ANYONE let alone a complete stranger….
Can chlamydial conjunctivitis result from direct ejaculation into the eye? -- Rackstraw et al. 17 (9): 639 -- International Journal of STD & AIDS
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sorry bren,
i actually belive him
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Yummy!!!!A menu with everything included. Earwax hahahahahh
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Yes u have to do ur homework!!!! We agree, womens cum taste better.No, womens cum tastes better I will taste the two of u sometime, yere on my 'to do list'
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400 an hour
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We have someone taking care of us, so be nice
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Call me old fashioned but what exactly are come shots? Is that like snowballing cos i genuinely have no idea......I am only asking any girl who reads this if they provide a certain type of service. There is no need for people to get exercised about it. If you don't provide the service, I respect that decision and if you do, then we can do business. It's not like I am asking if there are any girls out there who would stomp on small animals or something. Jeeeeeez.
Liz
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whenever i nearly won X-factor therethere was one day i got a packet of crisps and fired a load OF MY WANK onto them.
i gave them to alexander and she ate them
SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE PRAWN COCKTAIL FLAVOUR
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if you are looking for a lady to swallow cum see abigail when she is back she tours the second week of each month. excellent owo and then she swallows every last drop can't fault the lady at all.
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Dat iza sin against god man, she iz r bitch bro u hav gone an salted da rong bag a taytos wee manwhenever i nearly won X-factor there
i gave them to alexander and she ate them
SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE PRAWN COCKTAIL FLAVOUR
We iz cummin for YOU!!!!
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