Wanking in work

[Dub Lad]

Good morning all..

I usually arrive into my office, about an hour before anyone else comes in. There are various reasons for that,

I like to be in the office before the hustle and bustle of the day begins, i also like to scan through the news, and relax, but the main reason is, i love to have a wank and shoot my load.

As im a but of a gym bunny, and get up at 5am most days, i dont have the desire to empty my bollocks before i go training, After however, is a completely different story.

In fact, i have just this minute ejaculated into the bin at my desk, which i have to admit was quite enjoyable.

So my question is.. do you wank at work ? and if so, what do you wank over ? maybe its some hardcore porn on the web, or maybe its Ethel, with her varicose veins and "kankles" that get you shooting your cock custard.. either way, whatever floats your boat!!

What if there are cameras and you're going at it?

[Zealot7]

I got quite the laugh out of the OP I must admit. But damn... I can't imagine wanking at work. Given I sit in a cubicle in an open office plan, with my manager and several other colleagues sitting really close by, there's no way I'd be whipping out my little fella there!

I'd have to head in much earlier to get away with it, but I hit the gym most mornings myself which is more important.

[Lawrence O]

I just wonder if any of the government ministers have a wank during their busy day and if they have a place like a private toilet or somewhere they can lock the door and wank themselves silly

[ga1]

I've bashed one out once or twice if the urge is there

[jggy2003]

I often have a go watching youtube. Demure fun or MILFs.. Or some domineering types help you to stroke....

[Latin chery]

Good morning all..

I usually arrive into my office, about an hour before anyone else comes in. There are various reasons for that,

I like to be in the office before the hustle and bustle of the day begins, i also like to scan through the news, and relax, but the main reason is, i love to have a wank and shoot my load.

As im a but of a gym bunny, and get up at 5am most days, i dont have the desire to empty my bollocks before i go training, After however, is a completely different story.

In fact, i have just this minute ejaculated into the bin at my desk, which i have to admit was quite enjoyable.

So my question is.. do you wank at work ? and if so, what do you wank over ? maybe its some hardcore porn on the web, or maybe its Ethel, with her varicose veins and "kankles" that get you shooting your cock custard.. either way, whatever floats your boat!!

I have a few wanks per day but I can't tell where do I cum.

[slavetoyou]

I just wonder if any of the government ministers have a wank during their busy day and if they have a place like a private toilet or somewhere they can lock the door and wank themselves silly

NO they do it in public, they make wankers out of themselves everyday the turn up for work.

[slavetoyou]

When I was a kid I used to have a wank when I typed the digits 5318008 into a calculator.

Didn't take you long to cum so did it

How did you fair out with maths in the Leaving Cert, must had a box of man size beside for those long division questions.

[TheViper]

I think you call that a "Danger wank"