Calories on food menus

[slavetoyou]

I have heard form a very reliable but sometimes wrong source that as well as criminalising us clients the government has decided to spread the burden evenly between client and escort and that escorts will soon have to display along side their menu of favourites the amount of calories that each one burns.
I think E-I is working at developing this new menu section and this is the "Something Big" that is happening.

This question is for both the consumers and purveyors of said favourites, which favourite makes you feel like you have burnt the most calories?

[SteveB]

When visiting an Escort in a hotel, because I thought the stairs was more discreet, I used the stairs. Thirteenth floor. I had burned many calories before even meeting her.

[slavetoyou]

When visiting an Escort in a hotel, because I thought the stairs was more discreet, I used the stairs. Thirteenth floor. I had burned many calories before even meeting her.

13th floor, unlucky for some but not you on that day. That must have been a tough appointment, you were half shagged before you got there, the escorts job was easy.

[His Royal Highness Bob]

This is one of the biggest turnoffs I've ever seen in my life imagine going out for a good feed and having to look at all this

[Zealot7]

I noticed they had calories on the menus in some parts of Australia.

It kind of shocked me when I totted up the calories I'd consumed after a meal in McDonalds (I wouldn't ever eat there normally, I'd been driving for 6 hours without eating, and it was the only place I could find along the highways) and realized I'd consumed 1500kcal in a single sitting. A normal meal for me is about 300-500kcal, but I eat 6 times per day.

Related, this chain in the US serves burgers that can amount to 8000kcal in a single sitting. The side effects list is hilarious.

[slavetoyou]

I noticed they had calories on the menus in some parts of Australia.

It kind of shocked me when I totted up the calories I'd consumed after a meal in McDonalds (I wouldn't ever eat there normally, I'd been driving for 6 hours without eating, and it was the only place I could find along the highways) and realized I'd consumed 1500kcal in a single sitting. A normal meal for me is about 300-500kcal, but I eat 6 times per day.

Related, this chain in the US serves burgers that can amount to 8000kcal in a single sitting. The side effects list is hilarious.

Good ad, nurse is ok too