You couldn’t make it up.

”A born-again Christian councillor has objected to a memorial for eight Irish women convicted of witchcraft because he believes the plaque to remember them could become a “shrine to paganism”.
Jack McKee, a hardline Traditional Unionist Voice (TUV) party, said he remained to be convinced that the women were not guilty of devil worship. ”

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2...ian-jack-mckee

Never mind being prosecuted paying for sex, be careful you are not done for witchcraft.