You couldn’t make it up.

A born-again Christian councillor has objected to a memorial for eight Irish women convicted of witchcraft because he believes the plaque to remember them could become a “shrine to paganism”.
Jack McKee, a hardline Traditional Unionist Voice (TUV) party, said he remained to be convinced that the women were not guilty of devil worship.

Never mind being prosecuted paying for sex, be careful you are not done for witchcraft.