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    Dick Pissing in the shower.

    Quite recently, i lost the run of myself, and decided to visit a young lady for the purpose of some "adult entertainment", before we got down to "bidness", the lady in question asked me if i wanted to join her in the shower, to which i replied "indeed i shall"

    Off we popped into the shower, and i have to admit, i quite enjoyed lathering this ladies naughty bits whilst feeling the gushing hot water cascade down my chiseled torso.

    Unfortunately, i forgot myself, and started to urinate in the shower, which i have to admit is something i do on a regular basis, whilst showering in the gym or in one of my many bathrooms in my palatial home.

    The lady in question, became quite annoyed and started shouting at me, i jumped out of the shower, and was told in no uncertain terms to "eff off you effing c". As they say in all of the best rag tops.. i made my excuses and left.

    My question is this.. How many of you will admit to urinating in the shower? and,whats wrong with having a slash whilst having a shower ?

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    Twat............
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    that you are my mong friend
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    She threw you out!! I wonder why? ffs

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    What did you expect? Fair enough if you pee in the shower when you're in it by yourself, that's your business, but whilst having a shower with an escort, what made you think she would be happy being in the shower with your pee swirling around her feet?

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    I don't piss in the shower. If I did, I wouldn't admit it.
    I certainly wouldn't piss in someone else's shower.
    And most certainly not with someone else is in the shower.

    How could you "forget yourself" Windup?
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    Wellhungchap strikes again!

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    to be fair, it was a natural reaction.. must have been the water rushing.. i was obviously very embarrassed.. more than she was furious..
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    It's because of gobshites like you I never shower in public places without flip-flops!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    to be fair, it was a natural reaction.. must have been the water rushing.. i was obviously very embarrassed.. more than she was furious..
    Deedn you were.....id say.


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