Could some of the ladies organise a sex party for us men, where we would not believe that ye were escorts.
We could swear on a condom, that we believed that ye girls were all attractve office girls and that the last thing on your mind was sex.
We could swap bank account details, and transfer funds (not money?) electronically
I still have my Anglo cheque book.
Are you feeling unwell Bollocks ? the first two sentences of this post were actually quite believable, but after that the usual Bollocks returned.
I'll put it down to a lapse in concentration or possibly a flash of sanity, AH YES a Flash Of Sanity sounds a good diagnosis.