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    Hav to ask ye men how the cold weather affects how your penis works.


    And also ye ladies, do ye fined a hard stiff frozen penis sexy.


    Last time that I had sexual intercourse, it was very painful as my semen came out in icicles, poor frozen sperm.

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    Mine works just grand Bollocks...Try the cock sock .


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    i always warm my length up by vigorously wanking it at any given opportunity, especially if there is females in the office.. this may account for the large turnover of staff, and the impending court cases i have to attend
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Does have an effect on your hands. What you type comes out like a frozen load of rubbish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Hav to ask ye men how the cold weather affects how your penis works.


    And also ye ladies, do ye fined a hard stiff frozen penis sexy.


    Last time that I had sexual intercourse, it was very painful as my semen came out in icicles, poor frozen sperm.
    are you sleeping rough on the streets these nights bollocks?
    Last edited by jamie25; 04-02-15 at 15:44.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamie25 View Post
    are you sleeping rough on the streets these nights bollocks?
    Nope, its too cold.

    I pay 200 euro an hour for a good nights sleep, and guess what I cannnot sleep

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