Is anything simple in life anymore?

[Westsidex]

The other day im in around town and need to get food. Now I stick with upper class places. ya know? No Burgerking and mickyd's for me. Far far too low class for myself. Anyway I find myself at the door of Abrakebabra. Theres a sign, kebab meal 4.99. That will do me. So Im at the counter. Hello sir. How c. Oh actually thats one thing. When they call you sir. Anyone who calls you that is usually a little bastard. Anyway. Hello sir ,how can I help you. I would like a donor kebab meal plz. Would you like to to max your meal? Would I like like to what my meal????? You can have chips for an ext. Look see the sign outside the door? I would like whats on that. Certainly sir and what drink would you like? Er coke plz. Large or small?????????????????FFS! I mean the fuckin sign said. Never mind.

jesus,
Westside.