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    Ok I understand why escorts lie , it's all about marketing , they want us to believe that they are slimmer , taller , younger and more stunningly beautiful than they really are . Some even photoshop themselves into a completely different woman . And still I get it .

    But why do punters lie ?

    One recent visit to a lady who had been described as having beautiful smooth dark skin by a reviewer turned out to be milky white , she will never have dark skin , if she goes out in the sun she will fry . Why lie ?

    Two "she has a great sense of humour and had a great chat afterwards " how does that work when she doesn't speak English . Why lie ?

    And and worst of all " gorgeous smooth skin " when in reality she has a number of large wart like growths on her ass and backs of her legs ? Those things are not good ladies get them removed . Again lads why lie ?

    Think I'm becoming a grumpy old bollox
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    hunny u should come and see me. ... !! I am the worst escort ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by MayaX View Post
    hunny u should come and see me. ... !! I am the worst escort ever
    I did try my dear

    I might catch you next time our paths cross .......
    Last edited by Playitsam; 28-01-15 at 22:01.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playitsam View Post
    I did try my dear

    I might catch you next time our paths cross .......
    i know ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MayaX View Post
    hunny u should come and see me. ... !! I am the worst escort ever
    Still Irish?
    You are the worst escort I have yet to meet (Hopefully)


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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    Still Irish?
    You are the worst escort I have yet to meet (Hopefully)
    101% Irish ... !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MayaX View Post
    101% Irish ... !!
    I don't pay extra for anything above 100%
    (Just so you know)


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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    I don't pay extra for anything above 100%
    (Just so you know)
    the 1% is bonus
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    Quote Originally Posted by MayaX View Post
    hunny u should come and see me. ... !! I am the worst escort ever
    We should all go to see Maya the worst escort lol
    She,s feckin gorgeous


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    Quote Originally Posted by willie wacker View Post
    We should all go to see Maya the worst escort lol
    She,s feckin gorgeous
    shut up Willie !!
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