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    Ok I understand why escorts lie , it's all about marketing , they want us to believe that they are slimmer , taller , younger and more stunningly beautiful than they really are . Some even photoshop themselves into a completely different woman . And still I get it .

    But why do punters lie ?

    One recent visit to a lady who had been described as having beautiful smooth dark skin by a reviewer turned out to be milky white , she will never have dark skin , if she goes out in the sun she will fry . Why lie ?

    Two "she has a great sense of humour and had a great chat afterwards " how does that work when she doesn't speak English . Why lie ?

    And and worst of all " gorgeous smooth skin " when in reality she has a number of large wart like growths on her ass and backs of her legs ? Those things are not good ladies get them removed . Again lads why lie ?

    Think I'm becoming a grumpy old bollox
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    hunny u should come and see me. ... !! I am the worst escort ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by MayaX View Post
    hunny u should come and see me. ... !! I am the worst escort ever
    I did try my dear

    I might catch you next time our paths cross .......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Playitsam View Post
    I did try my dear

    I might catch you next time our paths cross .......
    i know ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Playitsam View Post
    Ok I understand why escorts lie , it's all about marketing , they want us to believe that they are slimmer , taller , younger and more stunningly beautiful than they really are . Some even photoshop themselves into a completely different woman . And still I get it .

    But why do punters lie ?

    One recent visit to a lady who had been described as having beautiful smooth dark skin by a reviewer turned out to be milky white , she will never have dark skin , if she goes out in the sun she will fry . Why lie ?

    Two "she has a great sense of humour and had a great chat afterwards " how does that work when she doesn't speak English . Why lie ?

    And and worst of all " gorgeous smooth skin " when in reality she has a number of large wart like growths on her ass and backs of her legs ? Those things are not good ladies get them removed . Again lads why lie ?

    Think I'm becoming a grumpy old bollox
    I agree with Mayax... I mean that you should go see her

    I don't understand it either, as it makes no sense to me when there is no resemblance to the truth.

    Maybe the other client was partially blind? (Please note if a review exists I've not read it and I have no idea if this is true or not, so just joking).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playitsam View Post
    Ok I understand why escorts lie , it's all about marketing , they want us to believe that they are slimmer , taller , younger and more stunningly beautiful than they really are . Some even photoshop themselves into a completely different woman . And still I get it .

    But why do punters lie ?

    One recent visit to a lady who had been described as having beautiful smooth dark skin by a reviewer turned out to be milky white , she will never have dark skin , if she goes out in the sun she will fry . Why lie ?

    Two "she has a great sense of humour and had a great chat afterwards " how does that work when she doesn't speak English . Why lie ?

    And and worst of all " gorgeous smooth skin " when in reality she has a number of large wart like growths on her ass and backs of her legs ? Those things are not good ladies get them removed . Again lads why lie ?

    Think I'm becoming a grumpy old bollox
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    Quote Originally Posted by Playitsam View Post
    Ok I understand why escorts lie , it's all about marketing , they want us to believe that they are slimmer , taller , younger and more stunningly beautiful than they really are . Some even photoshop themselves into a completely different woman . And still I get it .

    But why do punters lie ?

    One recent visit to a lady who had been described as having beautiful smooth dark skin by a reviewer turned out to be milky white , she will never have dark skin , if she goes out in the sun she will fry . Why lie ?

    Two "she has a great sense of humour and had a great chat afterwards " how does that work when she doesn't speak English . Why lie ?

    And and worst of all " gorgeous smooth skin " when in reality she has a number of large wart like growths on her ass and backs of her legs ? Those things are not good ladies get them removed . Again lads why lie ?

    Think I'm becoming a grumpy old bollox
    "Warts aren't considered very contagious, but they can be caught by close skin-to-skin contact. The infection can also be transmitted indirectly from contaminated objects or surfaces, such as the area surrounding a swimming pool. You are more likely to get infected if your skin is wet or damaged."
    Warts and verrucas - NHS Choices

    Please do not touch warts anyone then you scratch your face and get a lovely bit wart there too.
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    Possibly not lying, but giving a honest review of the escort he saw.
    The escort you saw was not necessarily the same one.

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    On a number of occasions, I have made a return visit to a girl, to find I am with a different girl.
    This would explain why the girl you are seeing seems unrecognisable from some of her reviews.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playitsam View Post
    Ok I understand why escorts lie , it's all about marketing , they want us to believe that they are slimmer , taller , younger and more stunningly beautiful than they really are . Some even photoshop themselves into a completely different woman . And still I get it .

    But why do punters lie ?

    One recent visit to a lady who had been described as having beautiful smooth dark skin by a reviewer turned out to be milky white , she will never have dark skin , if she goes out in the sun she will fry . Why lie ?

    Two "she has a great sense of humour and had a great chat afterwards " how does that work when she doesn't speak English . Why lie ?

    And and worst of all " gorgeous smooth skin " when in reality she has a number of large wart like growths on her ass and backs of her legs ? Those things are not good ladies get them removed . Again lads why lie ?

    Think I'm becoming a grumpy old bollox
    You might not be old

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