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    Mine is ..... you're like a glass eye lovely to look at but not worth a f$#k.
    Last edited by samlad; 24-01-15 at 15:27. Reason: *You're, not 'your'.
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    There are 10 types of people in this world.
    Those who understand binary and those who don't."

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    One that my father said to me before.

    "No matter where you stick your finger on the map, you'll always find a shithead."
    Don't waste your time looking back.
    You're not going that way.

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    There are 3 type's of people, those that can do math and those that can't..

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    "A good deed never goes unpunished"

    Never has a truer saying been uttered.


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    You cant fatten a thoroughbred


    I never had a reply to the slim/skinny jibes before I heard it
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    shave a bullock

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    a shit leopard cant change its spots

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    If you seek revenge...dig 2 graves!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveB View Post
    There are 10 types of people in this world.
    Those who understand binary and those who don't."
    Best joke for a long time for us intellectuals. What about the other 8 types of people

    10110000100111101

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