Happy Christmas to all the gorgeous men and women on E-I!! XXX

[Hot Lizzy]

Happy Christmas to you too Fiona. I wouldnt mind finding you in my stocking Christmas morning.

You bastard, you just asked me to marry you - Fiona he's a two timing hussy just ignore him - or you can have him and the engagement is off.

All i want for Christmas is a juke box..........Buy one please..........someone - anyone???


Kisses and seasons greetings to you all, ho ho ho......xxx

[Busty Malena and Carmen]

ah fiona
is it only the gorgeous guys and gals ure wishing happy xmas to
what about thoose of us that are not so gorgeous

guapooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :d

[Clint Eastwood]

Dont be calling me a bastard Elizabeth, I have a father. I find it sexy when your all dominant with me. I would never 2 time you Elizabeth. I was just flirting with her. Im jealous too of all the men that had their wicked way with you in Cork. Dont worry old Clints eyes wont stray from you. Wherever you go Im behind you like your shadow. Lets start our own cum dancing and make some little Clints and Elizabeths. As I said before I have that jukebox for you. All you have to do is marry me.

[Hot Lizzy]

Dont be calling me a bastard Elizabeth, I have a father. I find it sexy when your all dominant with me. I would never 2 time you Elizabeth. I was just flirting with her. Im jealous too of all the men that had their wicked way with you in Cork. Dont worry old Clints eyes wont stray from you. Wherever you go Im behind you like your shadow. Lets start our own cum dancing and make some little Clints and Elizabeths. As I said before I have that jukebox for you. All you have to do is marry me.

All you have to do is get your eyes off all those flusies then you smooth talker, you know how jealous i can get - you are mine all mine - dont think that im so stupid that i havent seen you with your nose up some of those Christmas Ms Santa Clause's - frankly I am begining to bore of you.

You non-stop talk to lots of others and you want to know what i think - i think its pay back time - I'm leaving you for another man..........you think i am going to tell you who it would be - think again sweetie cos im not going to tell you.........see if i care.

All i want is a neck rub is that so much to ask for...........Brucie will have to be seen to as he lied as to whom the winner of the show was tonight - that damned Holby Doctor won -

The tired escort is off to her bed now..........as she has things to do tomorrow and is totally cream crackered.

[Clint Eastwood]

I wouldnt mind going to bed with you Elizabeth and giving you a good cream crackering. Remember I busted you out.

[Babs]

They always come back ta babs in da end Lizbet. suck it up and move on. accept ya aint got what it takes ta keep a man like arry appy, stick ta what ya does best luv, spit and polish and bein a scruba

[Hot Lizzy]

They always come back ta babs in da end Lizbet. suck it up and move on. accept ya aint got what it takes ta keep a man like arry appy, stick ta what ya does best luv, spit and polish and bein a scruba

You were supposed to be away with Clarence touring.........thats what she told me, so how did your tour go darling.........yeah i do need a map you can be assured of that - still i think that Ireland can manage without me knowing where the heck I am - Its all about where Brown Thomas is I would imagine that or of course your favourite shop - Penny's or Primark .............

I am the swallow or spit queen so naff off and find yourself a little ditty Babs - always remember that i know where your son is darling and that little girl of yours Sam Mitchell - Ohhhhhhhhhh so who's baby is the little one then.........aye go on tell us or do i have to go onto Wikie to see whats the latest.

Hope you had a fruitful tour......... xxx (NOT)

[Clint Eastwood]

Sam Mitchell, now she was hot. I wouldnt mind plundering her.

[Hot Lizzy]

Sam Mitchell, now she was hot. I wouldnt mind plundering her.

You sun of a gun you...........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just about had it with you.

Fiona...........he is all yours and you can polish his you know what any time you like.

We are through..............end of


Your ex

[Clint Eastwood]

I only have eyes for you Elizabeth. My gun is all cocked ready for your action.