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    Talking Funny Sexual Quotes of Note

    I was just watching Family Guy on the telly & this quote made me laugh out loud, so I want to share it here guys & gals...

    "Baldness is for women's crotches, not men's heads"

    —Peter Griffen
    "We Should Be Careful Of Each Other, We Should Be Kind While There Is Still Time"

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    Here's one more to get this thread going...

    "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go it's one of the best"

    — Woody Allen
    "We Should Be Careful Of Each Other, We Should Be Kind While There Is Still Time"

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    “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

    ― Mae West
    "We Should Be Careful Of Each Other, We Should Be Kind While There Is Still Time"

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    “It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”

    ― Jarod Kintz
    "We Should Be Careful Of Each Other, We Should Be Kind While There Is Still Time"

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    “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

    ― Steve Martin
    "We Should Be Careful Of Each Other, We Should Be Kind While There Is Still Time"

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    The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty!

    Woody Allen

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    Don't forget the well known Mae West quote

    "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ?"

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    I'm as innocent as the day I was born, but, I was born naked with my head in a hot steamy vagina

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    I remember the first time I had sex-I kept the receipt.

    Groucho Marx.

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    I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle.It wasn't mine.

    Rita Rudner.

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