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    Default Im beginning to feel like an escort !

    Im selling a car and have put it up on a couple of car selling sites. Its got pictures of it and a detailed description of CC size , colour, transmission, mileage and everything else you would need to know.
    The phone is ringing.....a sample of questions ive been asked again and again.....what colour is it ? (look at the picture !) is it automatic or manual ? whats the mileage ? is it 3door or 5 door (read the description ffs) and of course whats the price... ill give u 800 under the asking price even tho I live at the opposite end of the country.

    No its not a Ford Escort
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    Im selling a car and have put it up on a couple of car selling sites. Its got pictures of it and a detailed description of CC size , colour, transmission, mileage and everything else you would need to know.
    The phone is ringing.....a sample of questions ive been asked again and again.....what colour is it ? (look at the picture !) is it automatic or manual ? whats the mileage ? is it 3door or 5 door (read the description ffs) and of course whats the price... ill give u 800 under the asking price even tho I live at the opposite end of the country.

    No its not a Ford Escort
    "Went to see mellor's car today. Nice enough ride but rough old gearbox and looked nothing like the pictures. Very rude phone manner, kept going on about some ad or another, like I have time for reading Wouldn't let me kick her tyres unless I paid extra. No shower offered. Also couldn't get Joe Duffy on the radio. Don't think I'll be returning, especially after travelling 800 miles. Worst Escort experience ever ... it was a Ford Focus"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    Im selling a car and have put it up on a couple of car selling sites. Its got pictures of it and a detailed description of CC size , colour, transmission, mileage and everything else you would need to know.
    The phone is ringing.....a sample of questions ive been asked again and again.....what colour is it ? (look at the picture !) is it automatic or manual ? whats the mileage ? is it 3door or 5 door (read the description ffs) and of course whats the price... ill give u 800 under the asking price even tho I live at the opposite end of the country.

    No its not a Ford Escort
    Id be interested if it has reviews (NCT certs),the photos are genuine,and it can be viewed when I tend to get the urge to do so.... (probably around 11pm tonight).
    I wont try argue the price as that would be rude obviously.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Belle View Post
    I only looked at the pictures....didn't notice any info!! p.s. forgot to ask is a full service provided?
    He wanted extra for the full service the cheeky fecker.

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    I called Mellors today about his ad- I am very nervous on the phone and clarified a few things in his ad- I found him rude saying 'read my ad etc' - and there was no give on the price- sure everything in negotiable- I reckon the pics are photoshopped! And he would not let me take it for a ride to test it - overall an awful experience

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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    Im selling a car and have put it up on a couple of car selling sites. Its got pictures of it and a detailed description of CC size , colour, transmission, mileage and everything else you would need to know.
    The phone is ringing.....a sample of questions ive been asked again and again.....what colour is it ? (look at the picture !) is it automatic or manual ? whats the mileage ? is it 3door or 5 door (read the description ffs) and of course whats the price... ill give u 800 under the asking price even tho I live at the opposite end of the country.

    No its not a Ford Escort
    Brilliant

    How much for 30 min ? x
    Last edited by mature abby; 10-01-15 at 17:57.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mellors View Post
    Im selling a car and have put it up on a couple of car selling sites. Its got pictures of it and a detailed description of CC size , colour, transmission, mileage and everything else you would need to know.
    The phone is ringing.....a sample of questions ive been asked again and again.....what colour is it ? (look at the picture !) is it automatic or manual ? whats the mileage ? is it 3door or 5 door (read the description ffs) and of course whats the price... ill give u 800 under the asking price even tho I live at the opposite end of the country.

    No its not a Ford Escort
    Selling a car?! Yours? You are broke !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiberjabber View Post
    "Went to see mellor's car today. Nice enough ride but rough old gearbox and looked nothing like the pictures. Very rude phone manner, kept going on about some ad or another, like I have time for reading Wouldn't let me kick her tyres unless I paid extra. No shower offered. Also couldn't get Joe Duffy on the radio. Don't think I'll be returning, especially after travelling 800 miles. Worst Escort experience ever ... it was a Ford Focus"
    I met you at the petrol station, it has a jet wash which you refused saying you had used one before you left...you dirty f**ker


    Quote Originally Posted by Irish Belle View Post
    I only looked at the pictures....didn't notice any info!! p.s. forgot to ask is a full service provided?
    Price is just for the basic car. If you want the seats, wipers and keys ofc its extra

    Quote Originally Posted by mature abby View Post
    Brilliant

    How much for 30 min ? x
    Sorry no test drives x

    Quote Originally Posted by Rachel Divine View Post
    Selling a car?! Yours? You are broke !!!
    I'm trying to raise the money for one of your 1hr appointments
    Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "

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