da orrible truth bout lizbet

[Babs]

she ain't an escort at all, she's.......



SANTA!!!

merry bleedin xmas to ya lizbet, no hard feelin's (except for r clint eh wink wink nudge nudge

[Clint Eastwood]

You still with come between me and Elizabeth Babs. It still doesnt change how I feel about her. What was between me and you is in the past. You stick to that wrinkly Archie.

[Babs]

When u wake up some mornin ta find yur magnum in the kitchen blender being turned into a smoothie by Lizbet d’ant come runnin ta me. I found more meat on a butchers bandsaw then on u ya one trick pony

[Alec Horan]

When u wake up some mornin ta find yur magnum in the kitchen blender being turned into a smoothie by Lizbet d’ant come runnin ta me. I found more meat on a butchers bandsaw then on u ya one trick pony

Het Babs you dumb ignorant cockney slut - Sid James said you were a crap shag ! Said your pussy was as wide as a Motorway - Shout down it and you would get an echo !

I hear you turned Kenneth Williams gay.

[Babs]

an den some!!!

[Clint Eastwood]

Maybe I was a bit harsh Babs. Now that my dear Elizabeth is away for a few days sucking cork cocks. Hows about me and you rekindle our wild times together. I promise Ill play misty for you. I like the old mature woman. Why do you think Im so in love with Elizabeth. As long as you dont tell her everything will be fine.

[Babs]

Oh Clint do ya really mean it petal??? It’ll be r little secret, my lips are sealed.

BUT NOT FOR LONG EH ME OLE MUCKA …….ALL TAGETHA NA……

I’M GETTTING MARRIED IN DA MORNIN AHHH…….DING DONG THE BELLS ARE GONNA……

Oh what a carry on. can ron n reg be best men? an ole lizbet the bridesmaid?, she'll know what ta do na won't she eh, always the bridesmaid an all dat an wee Eoghan a page boy and de burka boyz r in charge a transport oviously and Gene can direct traffic.

[eoghan]

Oh Clint do ya really mean it petal??? It’ll be r little secret, my lips are sealed.

BUT NOT FOR LONG EH ME OLE MUCKA …….ALL TAGETHA NA……

I’M GETTTING MARRIED IN DA MORNIN AHHH…….DING DONG THE BELLS ARE GONNA……

Oh what a carry on. can ron n reg be best men? an ole lizbet the bridesmaid?, she'll know what ta do na won't she eh, always the bridesmaid an all dat an wee Eoghan a page boy and de burka boyz r in charge a transport oviously and Gene can direct traffic.

aye, if ya need a good lukin wee wan with the almost x-factor 2 be pageboy then i surely will. do i get to watch yous pair riding or anything???

i wudden mind an oul buck at you myself, yer stretch marks dont look 2 bad

wud you like to show a wee wan like me the ropes?

[Babs]

Ure dutys will only be startin blondie when the weddin’s ova. I’ll be wantin me hair redone for da reception at da vic so u fink u’ll ave nough ‘styling gel’ ta make n ole woman very appy me young tyrone jizz monkey?. eh ? cat got yer tounge? I promise u’ll make it ta my X facta if n u are up to my judges watchin uz ‘perform’ they like ta watch do ron n reg. ‘stick’ wiv me wee Eoghan an I’ll make ya a man an if not one a da boys will