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    Smile Long finger nails

    I met a lady and she was unabole to put on the condom, because her nails were too long.
    Never happened before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    I met a lady and she was unabole to put on the condom, because her nails were too long.
    Never happened before.
    And the moral of this story is...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate View Post
    And the moral of this story is...?
    keep your nails trimmed

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    I guess a Prostate massage was out of the question then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate View Post
    And the moral of this story is...?
    put your own ones on...


    @clients

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry White View Post
    I guess a Prostate massage was out of the question then?
    depends if it was a dominatrix or not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    I met a lady and she was unabole to put on the condom, because her nails were too long.
    Never happened before.
    She should have used her mouth like most of them do to put it on.
    That talent never fails to impress me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry White View Post
    I guess a Prostate massage was out of the question then?
    Absolutely

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    Back scratching though....

    For that part of your back you cant satisfy on your own

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    I'm the opposite, can't type or text or open things with short nails....
    because you can only do something if you train yourself to, so if you spent 90% of your time doing the above well and with long nails then when you try with short nails then because you have conditioned your hands to be good at it with long nails then its much harder to do it 'right' and as fast with short ones.

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