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    Default guilty - da burka boyz

    they,re all fecking GUILTY, i know it, i dont need no evidence i can tell by their foreign looks - mr BABA KABABA and his gang of cloth hatted tandori tossers

    THEY ARE DANGEROUS - DO NOT APPROACH -
    THEY WILL THROW THEIR SHOES AT YOU


    bunch of jumped up market stall traders

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    ere!!! copper!!! Slam on da brakes of da cortina and take a gander out of da pa san ger winda man.

    Ya c dat little tiny dot on da horizon?………………….c it yet? The wan getting bigga an bigga an bigga…

    Dat be da crew of da burka boyz airways as wez r headed yur way bro, so steps on the gas man an high tail it out off r patch and we iz comin in fo a bumpy landing rite on da bonnet of yur clapped out old mo tah an when we gets r hands on u we iz gonna take r slippa’s to yu ass.

    Na which ones the switch ta da landing gear boyz? whoops forgot, we neva bovvered learning ta land
    Last edited by da burka boyz; 16-12-08 at 15:33. Reason: ran out of fuel man

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    Quote Originally Posted by da burka boyz View Post
    ere!!! copper!!! Slam on da brakes of da cortina and take a gander out of da pa san ger winda man.

    Ya c dat little tiny dot on da horizon?………………….c it yet? The wan getting bigga an bigga an bigga…

    Dat be da crew of da burka boyz airways as wez r headed yur way bro, so steps on the gas man an high tail it out off r patch and we iz comin in fo a bumpy landing rite on da bonnet of yur clapped out old mo tah an when we gets r hands on u we iz gonna take r slippa’s to yu ass.

    Na which ones the switch ta da landing gear boyz? whoops forgot, we neva bovvered learning ta land
    NNNNNAAAAaaaaahhhhhHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

    WHEW!!!!! that was a close one. stupid Guptas all started prayin like feck and turned the plane toward Meccer missing ME SAVED BY THE SALAT

    i hope you boys like SPAIN, cos my boss say your all going to Guantanamo Bay if you get out of that wreckage

    BIFF!!!!!!! BIFF!!!!!!!! BASH!!!!!!!!

    oi, YOU 4 COME BACK HERE!

    OI, SINBAD, COME BACK.....


    damn the rest of then at least i,ve one well secured
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    We az hit a little snag we admit, it seems wez hi jacked a plane dat woz only goin from london ta dover an we is alfway cross the irish c man an runin on fumes. Soz anyones knows if n days any juicy targets ovva on yur side dat need takin out, we dunno, like the little blonde geezer of x facta or somink

    Yurz in expectation da slightly embarrassed burka boyz

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    Quote Originally Posted by da burka boyz View Post
    We az hit a little snag we admit, it seems wez hi jacked a plane dat woz only goin from london ta dover an we is alfway cross the irish c man an runin on fumes. Soz anyones knows if n days any juicy targets ovva on yur side dat need takin out, we dunno, like the little blonde geezer of x facta or somink

    Yurz in expectation da slightly embarrassed burka boyz

    HA HA, you bungling burgers i,ve rang the special police FLYING SQUAD and let them know THERES NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT cos the plane IS ONLY crashing in ireland


    RIGHT SQUAD!!! time to bring this LISSY-OSAMBO in for questioning.

    you all know what SHE LOOKS LIKE -

    Women BURKAS look like a cross between Coronation Street's Betty Turpin and the Ark Royal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by da burka boyz View Post
    We az hit a little snag we admit, it seems wez hi jacked a plane dat woz only goin from london ta dover an we is alfway cross the irish c man an runin on fumes. Soz anyones knows if n days any juicy targets ovva on yur side dat need takin out, we dunno, like the little blonde geezer of x facta or somink

    Yurz in expectation da slightly embarrassed burka boyz
    bout yous lads? i,m the wee young blonde wan from x factor, you know like.

    did yous vote 4 me, r fellas?

    why r yous boys following me around with a big sack? have yous got somthin in it 4 me?

    yous needin thing of putin me in it, 4 every1 knos my face, i,m the wee wan from X-factor you know.
    Last edited by eoghan; 17-12-08 at 16:50.

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    Lizzie/Osama (praise be ta allah) has orda’d a fatwah on uz blondie mullet bro an as soon as wez get da crate fueled up we iz comin afta yoz wiv r slipper’s.

    we crashlanded wiv sum style on a street called ‘O CONE ANAL’ street r somink, got like a needle fingy at one end dat we clipped on landin/crashin/dive bomin.

    Yo dayz r numba’d E man, da burka boyz ave been givin a mission from god (lizzie) an her wrath is a sight ta c

    Kiss dat annoyin little whipet u were slippin da tounge to backstage on da x facta goodbye bro


    we iz takin it in turns ta do dis,



    whoops sorry man r miztake dats on fridays init lads. we meant dis



    acually naw man dats wrong n all, thats mondays....look it we'll fink a someink

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    Quote Originally Posted by da burka boyz View Post
    [COLOR="SeaGreen"]Lizzie/Osama (praise be ta allah) has orda’d a fatwah on uz blondie mullet bro an as soon as wez get da crate fueled up we iz comin afta yoz wiv r slipper’s.

    we crashlanded wiv sum style on a street called ‘O CONE ANAL’ street r somink, got like a needle fingy at one end dat we clipped on landin/crashin/dive bomin.

    Yo dayz r numba’d E man, da burka boyz ave been givin a mission from god (lizzie) an her wrath is a sight ta c

    Kiss dat annoyin little whipet u were slippin da tounge to backstage on da x facta goodbye bro

    we iz takin it in turns ta do dis,[/SIZE]


    whoops sorry man r miztake dats on fridays init lads. we meant dis



    acually naw man dats wrong n all, thats mondays....look it we'll fink a someink
    MAMMY!!!!!!

    H.....E.......L.....P.......

    THESE BOYS ARE TRYING TO DO A J.L.S ON ME

    yous are oul heure-begs fruits, yous are like a bundle of dirt-begs from dung-anon or cole-island or somwher

    who is this FARTWA Lizzie/Osama???????

    i never herd of the wan caled Lizzie/Osama gettin to the final of X-factor and NEARLY winning like i done

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    Quote Originally Posted by eoghan View Post
    MAMMY!!!!!!

    H.....E.......L.....P.......

    THESE BOYS ARE TRYING TO DO A J.L.S ON ME
    Iz all comin out now man

    spill the beanz yoz little tyrone twerp or its da size 10 slippa fo u


    Btw b4 we fatwah yo ass how do uz get yur hair so nice bro?, wez kah’nt do a fing wiv r’s somedaz

    we hav a bad hair day every frick n day man an it a’int rite, not rite at tall.

    Sorry E man wherewoz we………oh yah slippa for the nippa wan it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by da burka boyz View Post
    Iz all comin out now man

    spill the beanz yoz little tyrone twerp or its da size 10 slippa fo u


    Btw b4 we fatwah yo ass how do uz get yur hair so nice bro?, wez kah’nt do a fing wiv r’s somedaz

    we hav a bad hair day every frick n day man an it a’int rite, not rite at tall.

    Sorry E man wherewoz we………oh yah slippa for the nippa wan it?
    bout yous lads, EVERYONE loves my hair, all the fellas in co tyrone over 12yrs old is now trying to get a hair cut like mine. Dymna,s unisex in dungiven has a queue down the street now, u kno!

    i,ll tell yous boys but its a bit of an embarrassing secret. so dont tell any1

    DO YOUS PROMISE NOT TO THROW YER SLIPPERS AT ME?????????

    see, thon wan cheryl cole, the heure gives me the biggest DOSE of the ROOT i seen her bending over at the auditions and i went all bleary eyed and this warm stickyness filled my Y-fronts i didnt wan her 2 see a stain in me crotch so i stuck me hand in through the hole in me pocket, scooped up the warm sticky stuff and rubbed it into me hair.

    15 mins later it happened again and again......and again.......and again....and so on.......

    so lads if yous want hair as brilliant as mine just keep rubbing that white sticky stuff that comes outta yer micky into yer hair
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