guilty -clint eastwood

[Clint Eastwood]

I didnt know he was a bum bandit. Interesting good to know.

[Hot Lizzy]

I didnt know he was a bum bandit. Interesting good to know.

You know this Mr Hunt business going on and on about not liking these poofs etc which is so not P.C. well me think he doeth protest to much - what do you think.

You can tell me cos personally nobody will be reading this just you and me all cosy by the fire-side........

[Ron n Reg]

gene's a bum bandit aw rite, e took uz down da cop shop n beat a confession out of uz, won’t tell yah wot we used ta rite it wiv, lez just say we ave lead in r pencils n he earned every word we can tell ya.

[Clint Eastwood]

That sounds nice and cosy just me and you. Gene Hunt is as gay as a kite. He is stalking me. He sends me nasty pms telling me what hell do to me when he catches up with me. He keeps on making gay references like hes getting close to ymy ass and hell have me any which way he can. I clicked on his profile one day and it said he was viewing a gay male escort. Frenchdick or something like that he was called.

[Hot Lizzy]

That sounds nice and cosy just me and you. Gene Hunt is as gay as a kite. He is stalking me. He sends me nasty pms telling me what hell do to me when he catches up with me. He keeps on making gay references like hes getting close to ymy ass and hell have me any which way he can. I clicked on his profile one day and it said he was viewing a gay male escort. Frenchdick or something like that he was called.

Mr Eastwood that picture of you with that gun is really turning me on.......oh monsieur you are spoiling me...........xxxxxxxx

[Clint Eastwood]

That picture could soon turn into a reality if you play your cards right Elizabeth.

[Hot Lizzy]

That picture could soon turn into a reality if you play your cards right Elizabeth.

Think you are getting confused with Brucie, cos thats his famous line, well one of them anyways...........

[Clint Eastwood]

Wait untill you see my real gun Elizabeth

[gene hunt]

YOU WANT MORE BIFFS EATWOOD

your eyes are starting to PLAY MISTY FOR ME mr eatwood

have a tissue, dry your eyes, there, there

all you have to do is SIGN your name HERE, HERE and HERE and you,ll be out of here and away back to see this Mr Elizabeth........


IVE BEEN IN THIS FORCE A LONG TIME mr eatwood, just let me guide your hand.......

C......L.......I.....N.........T... E......A.....T......W......O.....O......D..........


thats the way its done in this force mr eatwood


NOW HERE,S YOUR FRIGGIN FONE, CALL WHOEVER YOU LIKE

you're the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers!.

REMEMBER YOUR CONFESSION MR EASTWOOD

we have now receive fresh evidence from a certain mister theh*ghwayman that you are THE BIGGEST IMPOSTER HERE AND HAVING BEEN USING AN ALIAS!!!!

and i believed him so i,ve rewritten your confession and RE-SIGNED IT FOR YOU

what indeed about your rights mr east clintwood

You have the right to remain silent but anything you do say will be taken down, ripped up and shoved down your scrawny little throat until you choke to death. Gene Hunt, Chapter 1, verse 2

[Clint Eastwood]

Thats it Im going to be locked up for Christmas. Ill come quietly. I was ging to have a showdown with nasty Nick its not going to happen now. Elizabeth help me out here. If Im locked up I cant spend Christmas with you. Remember I busted you out before.