Naughty or Nice

[Oven Ready Eddie]

Now Eddie be nice to Luther.. remember.. i am always watching... and i saw that..

Sorry Santa, I’ll be good [or at least I’ll be careful]

[clarence hilten]

Hello boys and girls,
Its that time of year again, I've made my list but like always all the boys and girls on E-I are causing me problems, so i want to check who's been naughty and whos been nice this year...and of course see what presents you want, and what you deserve...


So if you will all tell me what you want and if you have been a good boy or girl, i'll check you off my list and see you on christmas eve..

ho ho ho ..... merry christmas..santa4

Cooooooeeeeyyy SANTA

oh santa i just soooo wish i wasnt always sleeping whenever you slide down my big chimney every year. i,d just so love to give you a big cuddle to say ta ta for last years great kindness.

well santa, i,ve kept my record again this year of 100% innocence and goodness as you know

here is my wee list as pictures

lotsa love ducky
Clarence
xxx

[Kris Kringle]

Cooooooeeeeyyy SANTA

oh santa i just soooo wish i wasnt always sleeping whenever you slide down my big chimney every year. i,d just so love to give you a big cuddle to say ta ta for last years great kindness.

well santa, i,ve kept my record again this year of 100% innocence and goodness as you know

here is my wee list as pictures

lotsa love ducky
Clarence
xxx

Ahhh Weee Clanence, ho ho ho
You poor messed up child..

I see you have another list for me.. i got your last letter two weeks ago and i've had my top elves working on your special request night and day, Unfortunatly they couldnt make a vibrator that powerful but they have gone almost as good.
I hope you wont be too disappointed..
There is a reason that all the boys and girls have to be asleep when i come down the chimney and cuddles from you are the main reason..

Keep behaving... ho ho ho

[Oven Ready Eddie]

JAYSUS SANTA WTF ELSE HAVE YOU IN THE BAG!!!

You can hear my cheeks clenching from here!!!

[Brenda Beauty Babe]

Hello boys and girls,
Its that time of year again, I've made my list but like always all the boys and girls on E-I are causing me problems, so i want to check who's been naughty and whos been nice this year...and of course see what presents you want, and what you deserve...


So if you will all tell me what you want and if you have been a good boy or girl, i'll check you off my list and see you on christmas eve..

ho ho ho ..... merry christmas..santa4

But I don't need any presents, I want money only, can you give me some till 23rd Dec please?? Thank You very much!

BBB

[rimmerguy]

In the coffee shop by my job works a little hottie that likes nothing more than to turn her back to me while making my sambos if there is no one else in the q and tease me silly with subtle sways of her hips . I've been mostly good this yr Mr Kringle , and i hope you get this in time , she's all i want for xmas

[Bigbadjohn]

Hello boys and girls,
Its that time of year again, I've made my list but like always all the boys and girls on E-I are causing me problems, so i want to check who's been naughty and whos been nice this year...and of course see what presents you want, and what you deserve...


So if you will all tell me what you want and if you have been a good boy or girl, i'll check you off my list and see you on christmas eve..

ho ho ho ..... merry christmas..santa4

here santa, ive been good. good at being BAD

you know the things i like to get up to, har har

i always push my way to the front of any queue, so what if it annoys anyone. har har.

i still love taking sweets from children, i almost gave some back to this little shit who cried his eyes out. but "oh dear" they slipped out of my hand onto the mud. har har

i done one nice thing for the kids though. i made all these great colours for them to look at, when i poured all that waste oil into the Liffey river har har

here, do ya want to buy a loada really cheap chinese toys? i swear theyre safe har har


bigbadjohn

[Kris Kringle]

But I don't need any presents, I want money only, can you give me some till 23rd Dec please?? Thank You very much!

BBB

Young Brenda.. you little minx.. you know the rules.. no cash only presents.
ho ho ho .. i've got you some nice lingerie tho,



and some perfume



ho ho ho

[Kris Kringle]

In the coffee shop by my job works a little hottie that likes nothing more than to turn her back to me while making my sambos if there is no one else in the q and tease me silly with subtle sways of her hips . I've been mostly good this yr Mr Kringle , and i hope you get this in time , she's all i want for xmas

Young master Rimmer..

I know the young lady in question, she is on my VERYnice list. a pretty little thing. you wouldnt believe the things she has asked me for.. made my hair turn even whiter.. ho ho ho .
I will see what i can do for you..

[Kris Kringle]

here santa, ive been good. good at being BAD

you know the things i like to get up to, har har

i always push my way to the front of any queue, so what if it annoys anyone. har har.

i still love taking sweets from children, i almost gave some back to this little shit who cried his eyes out. but "oh dear" they slipped out of my hand onto the mud. har har

i done one nice thing for the kids though. i made all these great colours for them to look at, when i poured all that waste oil into the Liffey river har har

here, do ya want to buy a loada really cheap chinese toys? i swear theyre safe har har


bigbadjohn

Big BAD John

you have a cheek asking me for presents again this year.
Have you forgotten the last few years? well i have not and neither have my reindeer...

Do you remember your little prank last year? hmm..
Barbed wire in the chimney.. and tobasco sauce in the brandy.. funny little man..

or the year before..
Engine oil on the roof so the reindeer would slide off..

And the year before that... quite the little electrician arn't we??
Carrots on the roof wired to the mains..nearly killed prancer.. had to jump start him from you fathers car.. and as for the laxatives in the mince pie.. realy funny...

This year is my turn... just wait and see what i will leave for you this Christmas eve, you little delinqueint bollox.. beware i have had enough...