Originally Posted by Kris Kringle
And a surprise.
But if you can't swing that then just drop off Malena & Carmen from the sleigh where I am still incarcerated for a crime of passion I was framed for yonks ago. Just make sure they have those xmas costumes.
Failing all of the above then I guess a shaving set and socks will do but they are a distant second to M & C.
Can you get Rudolf and the lads to stop crapping on the roof of my coup, ta
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