The E-1 2008 Who's hot and who's not

[roryman]

Hot - (in no particular order)

1/ Liz - Love or hate her, she certainly made an impact, even if she did join late in the year = 1000 posts already!
2/ QPH - Again, short term member - massive impact, basically cos he wants to put his giant literary arms around everyone - all together - arrrrrrrh!
3/ Gemma - basically she hoovered up just about everybody on here with her own girl next door style of escorting - a legend already
4/ Anna S - Anna is the original "I speak my mind and dont give a crap if you dont like it and I wont bullied by the like of ANYONE!"
She just happens to be an A-1 escort as well with a body all the boys (and the girls) lust after!
5/ Brenda - As per Anna, she says it as she sees it, and has that wit, style and raw sexiness that has us all standing to attention. Also does a nice line in "PHOAR" little yellow dresses. Special note for the way she came back after being viciously attacked by 2 low life cowards and scum of the earth types
6/ Pat - Constantly trying to improve the site, search for dirty stories and still remembers to pop back for a little moderating from time to time!
7/ Dolly - For starting "not" and then through sheer patience and niceness, climbing up into "Hot"


Not
1/ Bigpaws - Self styled King of the Roost who has had his feathers ruffled by a certain London Lady
2/ Godfather - Needs to get a grip quickly and stop stalking young ladies who repeatedly tell him that they are NOT interested
3/ Wheelchair Guys who scam escorts - its just not clever
4/ The Tiger Girls - You just dont spread nasty and malicious gossip
5/ Westie - The whole "should I stay or should I go" routine is wearing just a tad thin now!
6/ Regulars who hide behind unoriginal and boring "Names".
Please, Clint, babs, the entire cast of east enders, the awful liz clones etc- just give it up already - We are NOT amused


Bubbling under for being sexy AND having something funny or interesting to say

Violette
Sexy Naomi
Carlos
The Gooners - esp Alec
Chicken Man

[Quarterpoundher]

You are VERY funny man Rory…..cheers, you always cheer me up....

[carlos marvado]

You are VERY funny man Rory…..cheers, you always cheer me up....

I think that probably entitles you to place the word "Hot" in front of your name now....as in Hot Lizzy Hilton.

Roll up, roll up folks......we only serve the best....................

HOT QUARTERPOUNDHERS

[Quarterpoundher]

I think that probably entitles you to place the word "Hot" in front of your name now....as in Hot Lizzy Hilton.

Roll up, roll up folks......we only serve the best....................

I feel it very fitting that I should be posting to you, a man of history on my 800th post as that is the term of enslavement of or nation by those who would seek to control our national destiny and this echo’s also in microcosm in recent events.

Want sauce on that hot, beefy and filling burger Carlos ?… its prime Irish…

[carlos marvado]

I feel it very fitting that I should be posting to you, a man of history on my 800th post as that is the term of enslavement of or nation by those who would seek to control our national destiny and this echo’s also in microcosm in recent events.

Want sauce on that hot, beefy and filling burger Carlos ?… its prime Irish…

Just one problem QPH, I only have English mustard.

Dont blame me, got it from Roryman

Happy 800th by the way.

[Quarterpoundher]

So you got it from Rory did you. I did not know he did home delivery’s, its all cumming out now.

I recommend Daz for those hard to get out stains…

Tisk tisk tisk Rory my man…..supplying “mustard” with intent, you are “going down” for that…

[Hot Lizzy]

Hot - (in no particular order)

1/ Liz - Love or hate her, she certainly made an impact, even if she did join late in the year = 1000 posts already!
2/ QPH - Again, short term member - massive impact, basically cos he wants to put his giant literary arms around everyone - all together - arrrrrrrh!
3/ Gemma - basically she hoovered up just about everybody on here with her own girl next door style of escorting - a legend already
4/ Anna S - Anna is the original "I speak my mind and dont give a crap if you dont like it and I wont bullied by the like of ANYONE!"
She just happens to be an A-1 escort as well with a body all the boys (and the girls) lust after!
5/ Brenda - As per Anna, she says it as she sees it, and has that wit, style and raw sexiness that has us all standing to attention. Also does a nice line in "PHOAR" little yellow dresses. Special note for the way she came back after being viciously attacked by 2 low life cowards and scum of the earth types
6/ Pat - Constantly trying to improve the site, search for dirty stories and still remembers to pop back for a little moderating from time to time!
7/ Dolly - For starting "not" and then through sheer patience and niceness, climbing up into "Hot"


Not
1/ Bigpaws - Self styled King of the Roost who has had his feathers ruffled by a certain London Lady
2/ Godfather - Needs to get a grip quickly and stop stalking young ladies who repeatedly tell him that they are NOT interested
3/ Wheelchair Guys who scam escorts - its just not clever
4/ The Tiger Girls - You just dont spread nasty and malicious gossip
5/ Westie - The whole "should I stay or should I go" routine is wearing just a tad thin now!
6/ Regulars who hide behind unoriginal and boring "Names".
Please, Clint, babs, the entire cast of east enders, the awful liz clones etc- just give it up already - We are NOT amused


Bubbling under for being sexy AND having something funny or interesting to say

Violette
Sexy Naomi
Carlos
The Gooners - esp Alec
Chicken Man

Great post Rory a lot of thought went into this one - must of taken you ages to write it - as for me being on here a short time yes thats true but most of the posts that i wrote were to remove a certain nasty little Danny de Vito (height wise) man as we all know - still lots of time for swinging now!!!!

As for my groupies - you would be surpised how many actually do love their post so i would have to stick up for them - far more characters than you have written - I would imagine that ron n reg, will be most upset for their names missing - so don't kill this messenger as for the others - well come on you gotta love Clint, he busted me out of jail, the rest such as Johnney Allen, Bruce Forsyth, Clarence Hiltern and lots more are very amusing - they are really and kept me laughing and its good to laugh.

As for anything else - just a great post and i have managed to fill in the Cork Touring form out with the help of Pat - so all done and dusted now. Please write more of this type of post as these are great fun to read. Hats off to you.......... The Hot One.....Lizzy

[bruce forsyth]

NICE TO SEE YOU, TO SEE YOU ..............all right my love, rory. good idea! Are you going to have a gala evening? I could help you know, i,m in the biz for a few years, good game, good game! yes, a gala, we could call it BRUCIES and patricias BIG NIGHT OUT! oh boy i can hardly walk today, i,ve been a regular at Lizzys for years, but last night she shagged the best ever, it was as if shed won some award. DIRTY minx!!! DIDNT SHE DO WELL?

[Hot Lizzy]

NICE TO SEE YOU, TO SEE YOU ..............all right my love, rory. good idea! Are you going to have a gala evening? I could help you know, i,m in the biz for a few years, good game, good game! yes, a gala, we could call it BRUCIES and patricias BIG NIGHT OUT! oh boy i can hardly walk today, i,ve been a regular at Lizzys for years, but last night she shagged the best ever, it was as if shed won some award. DIRTY minx!!! DIDNT SHE DO WELL?

What can I say when you arrived dressed like that I was Putty in your hands.As for that G-Sting leopard skin pair of trunks, well that reminded me of old Peter Stringfellow....... Love you Brucie.......come again any time.

[WASP]

Hot - (in no particular order)

1/ Liz - Love or hate her, she certainly made an impact, even if she did join late in the year = 1000 posts already!
2/ QPH - Again, short term member - massive impact, basically cos he wants to put his giant literary arms around everyone - all together - arrrrrrrh!
3/ Gemma - basically she hoovered up just about everybody on here with her own girl next door style of escorting - a legend already
4/ Anna S - Anna is the original "I speak my mind and dont give a crap if you dont like it and I wont bullied by the like of ANYONE!"
She just happens to be an A-1 escort as well with a body all the boys (and the girls) lust after!
5/ Brenda - As per Anna, she says it as she sees it, and has that wit, style and raw sexiness that has us all standing to attention. Also does a nice line in "PHOAR" little yellow dresses. Special note for the way she came back after being viciously attacked by 2 low life cowards and scum of the earth types
6/ Pat - Constantly trying to improve the site, search for dirty stories and still remembers to pop back for a little moderating from time to time!
7/ Dolly - For starting "not" and then through sheer patience and niceness, climbing up into "Hot"


Not
1/ Bigpaws - Self styled King of the Roost who has had his feathers ruffled by a certain London Lady
2/ Godfather - Needs to get a grip quickly and stop stalking young ladies who repeatedly tell him that they are NOT interested
3/ Wheelchair Guys who scam escorts - its just not clever
4/ The Tiger Girls - You just dont spread nasty and malicious gossip
5/ Westie - The whole "should I stay or should I go" routine is wearing just a tad thin now!
6/ Regulars who hide behind unoriginal and boring "Names".
Please, Clint, babs, the entire cast of east enders, the awful liz clones etc- just give it up already - We are NOT amused


Bubbling under for being sexy AND having something funny or interesting to say

Violette
Sexy Naomi
Carlos
The Gooners - esp Alec
Chicken Man

That is a very amusing post Rory ................... but I must pull you up on one point .................... what would patricia find if she compared the IP addresses your username to that of the username "PatPaws"???????????

Paws