The E-1 2008 Who's hot and who's not

[roryman]

That is a very amusing post Rory ................... but I must pull you up on one point .................... what would patricia find if she compared the IP addresses your username to that of the username "PatPaws"???????????

Paws

Arrrr - the FLY in the ointment!

I dunno Paws, but I bet that hide your ip address comes in handy, if only some of us here had thought of it earlier?
The pop up adverts are annoying though and be careful and back up your stuff, cos using the hide ip address's can crash your system

Like you, I wont cry like a big girls blouse if I get banned or have maggot under my name

Its all but an Ark Lark

[WASP]

Arrrr - the FLY in the ointment!

I dunno Paws, but I bet that hide your ip address comes in handy, if only some of us here had thought of it earlier?
The pop up adverts are annoying though and be careful and back up your stuff, cos using the hide ip address's can crash your system

Like you, I wont cry like a big girls blouse if I get banned or have maggot under my name

Its all but an Ark Lark

It is handy isn't it Rory ............... and that's always been one of my talents, thinking of the things others forget!!!

I didn't cry about it Rory, I just plowed on ....................... I have been called relentless in the past and to be honest I can't deny that I am!!!!

Paws

[roryman]

I just plowed on ....................... I have been called relentless in the past and to be honest I can't deny that I am!!!!

Paws

OOH ERR - No wonder the ladies love ya!

[Hot Lizzy]

OOH ERR - No wonder the ladies love ya!

The ladies don't love him they pity him cos he needs help climbing up onto the bed...........ahhhhhhhhhhhh little danny de vito........... how are you dip stick - you wont be here for long you only came on tonight cos you know there is nobody working here on a sunday...............all reported though.

Guess we are having the best laugh at you..............bye bye danny........

[DollyDarling]

Hot - (in no particular order)

1/ Liz - Love or hate her, she certainly made an impact, even if she did join late in the year = 1000 posts already!
2/ QPH - Again, short term member - massive impact, basically cos he wants to put his giant literary arms around everyone - all together - arrrrrrrh!
3/ Gemma - basically she hoovered up just about everybody on here with her own girl next door style of escorting - a legend already
4/ Anna S - Anna is the original "I speak my mind and dont give a crap if you dont like it and I wont bullied by the like of ANYONE!"
She just happens to be an A-1 escort as well with a body all the boys (and the girls) lust after!
5/ Brenda - As per Anna, she says it as she sees it, and has that wit, style and raw sexiness that has us all standing to attention. Also does a nice line in "PHOAR" little yellow dresses. Special note for the way she came back after being viciously attacked by 2 low life cowards and scum of the earth types
6/ Pat - Constantly trying to improve the site, search for dirty stories and still remembers to pop back for a little moderating from time to time!
7/ Dolly - For starting "not" and then through sheer patience and niceness, climbing up into "Hot"


Not
1/ Bigpaws - Self styled King of the Roost who has had his feathers ruffled by a certain London Lady
2/ Godfather - Needs to get a grip quickly and stop stalking young ladies who repeatedly tell him that they are NOT interested
3/ Wheelchair Guys who scam escorts - its just not clever
4/ The Tiger Girls - You just dont spread nasty and malicious gossip
5/ Westie - The whole "should I stay or should I go" routine is wearing just a tad thin now!
6/ Regulars who hide behind unoriginal and boring "Names".
Please, Clint, babs, the entire cast of east enders, the awful liz clones etc- just give it up already - We are NOT amused


Bubbling under for being sexy AND having something funny or interesting to say

Violette
Sexy Naomi
Carlos
The Gooners - esp Alec
Chicken Man

Is the image of a nice sweet girl, who is beautiful and kind, says "please and thankyou", and all the while, is begging for you to fuck her ass, shove your cock in her pretty mouth, and blinks with big blue eyes as you fill her mouth with cum, and she politely says "thankyou for your cum sweetheart"