"Ah babe...you haven't changed in 3 years "....nice to be remembered....bless her cotton socks !
"Ah babe...you haven't changed in 3 years "....nice to be remembered....bless her cotton socks !
Last edited by mellors; 16-12-14 at 15:11.
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "
emmasweet (16-12-14)
"You're not too heavy/fat."Originally Posted by Ben1982
Couple of months back a lovely escort lady said "holy fuck, I like what I see...yum!" as I stripped off. Now I know they have good reasons to compliment guys, especially in the size department but it made my day!
Any good stories lads? I find the things they say can make or break a GFE experience and are hugely important to my enjoyment and likelihood of returning. There's got to be some good quotable stories out there!
Methinks she lied.
Ben1982 (16-12-14)
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Now that I do believe and bigmango is just not cutting it for you honey, it should have been at least big melon or even bloody big melon. Loll
But a true Gent and lovely person too. Happy Xmas honey.
All the best
Lady Von Teese
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Who remembers this old joke about the mouse having sex with the elephant? (and how what she said made his day)
A mouse is up there pounding away doggy(ish) style.
Elephant (unaware of mouse's presence) steps on a thorny tree branch, hurts her foot and says 'ahhh, fuck, fuck, fuck me'!
Hearing this the mouse says 'yeah girl, take it, take it all the way...oh yeah'!
Ah some you never forget.
"Oh God you should work as an escorts. . "
Ben1982 (18-12-14)
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