What's the best thing an escort ever said to you?

[adrienn]

On my Birthday punt 8 years ago I was told by the lady that I was better looking than over 90% of her clients. That helped to make it a memorable occasion.


And my other favourite thing I was told by a lady was: "Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop!!!

U were dancing for her?!!

[wexfordboyo]

Are u for real !! Lol

Yeah, i got some extras in there that she didn't charge for. She had to lie there for a few minutes afterwards

U were dancing for her?!!

It was a dominatrix and he was cleaning her floor!

[naturis]

I was called pretty never in my life have I been called pretty as i'm pretty sure you call girls that hahahaha

[Xman69]

Will you take a cheque or is cash ok?

[Cable87]

U were dancing for her?!!

Indeed, it was a very special dance, called the 'Horizontal Mambo'.

[philipkntz]

You can't go out there with that bulge in your trousers, c'mere and I'll fix it for ya.

[sixfourblond]

Don't worry I have seen one slightly smaller!!!!!

[mymann]

I take it Maya that you don't believe him,

[Clyde]

Come again?

[TonyStark]

You've a nice cock, I like big cock, probably, no, definately bullshit but who am I to call bullshit at that particular moment lol

Other more "geniune" ones, you've lovely eyes/face