Stick you finger up your ?????

[Merryman]

You know well what I mean as i'm talking about guys in general and anyway i'm definitely not one of those guys as I wouldn't be silly enough to pay you a deposit to start with. I never waste any ladies time and seriously you should save the moaning for the bedroom.lol!

She made the whole thing up ?

[HairyPotter]

I don't care where they stick their fingers, I'm looking forward to LVT book(s), its got to be a best seller, She's the JK Rowling of the Escort world,

[Rachel Divine]

Rubbish.TWs should be made an example of because they wreck things for the rest of us. Also, much more human and interesting when particular timewasting usernames are mentioned - it might stop some of the abuse.

Did I miss something?
Who got a mention as being a tw?

[Clyde]

Ahh the auld finger up the bum ploy...

[tom rambo]

just reading the posts as i am working the weekend,lvt started this post about time wasters,and now ye have turned on her now,maby there is some off of you posting time wasters ???,i see there are some ladies backing ye up now the must like the time wasters,i see there are some posting that like starting trouble and baned before and i am sure will be again,just try and sort out the time wasters,and stop your attacks on lady von teese,

[talkabout]

LVT is a big girl and she does not need anyone to defend her so no white knighting please.
By the way I enjoy her posts, might not agree with them all but enjoy reading them.
People will have different opinions and stop going on about time wasters, they have always been about and will be about whether we like it or not, just my opinion like

Whatever happened to I luv OWO CIM and ANAL 1?

[talkabout]

You missed that and I moved on

I'll look forward to number 3.

[Ladyvonteese]

If I see a post I have no interest in honey I don’t bother to continue to read it or if I do read it, I may not think it’s worth spending my time to respond, but hay feel free to join the band wagon or just in for some net-working too.

I had wrote a very positive thread about my time in Galway with the lovely people I had met and of course tours don’t go that good all the time and if the clients can write threads about the girls who rip them off, leave them standing, or who are not the person in the photos personally I don’t see what the problem is me posting here about different side of this line of work in the hope that someone may understand where us girls are coming from and what we also have to put up with at times or in fact to get it across I have far much hot erotic things to do in my life than put up with any crap from anyone.
In another thread like this one, where not only my time was wasted, but my personal time was interrupted by one who came-across as a total dick-head (just like the guy in this thread) but I sorted it out and I did have an appointment with him and like I said seeing him again at Xmas (but he did pay a fine before I agreed to meet him). So in fact showing 3 sides of different bookings: The really great bookings, the “real” time wasters, the time wasters who know they are wrong and have the manners to make amines to have the booking and pay me not only for the time they wasted but a fine too before meeting him for a booking. And having such thread in a different section on EI as you suggest, is not going to help anyone so not sure why these threads regarding several clients are not “general” and I am old enough to decide what type of heading I put and surely if you wish to read a bit of erotic stuff it would be best to make it happen in your bookings or bye a book. Loll
Of course we are all allowed your opinion and discuss whatever we like to discuss with as much or as less detail one like’s here in the forums just like “all” of us are allowed too.
And as I have many clients who are on-lookers too who follow my threads and enjoy them and when they see I am having a bad time with such dick head time waster go out of their way to put a big smile on my face in more ways than.
No offence and hope this may clear this up if you or anyone has not read the other posts before this one.
All the best
Lady Von Teese

I think it is a way too detailed post. The big EI crowd don't have to know about every detail. And i think this is not the right section of the forum either... And actually i could not really follow the story.

Sure we discuss TWs and bad experiences, but in general! Not with a particular example.

Other thing, using this "title" for the forum was deceptive for me. I was expecting a whole different thread regarding the title "Stick you finger up your ?????" Something erotic and juicy story about where a sexy lady sticking her naughty fingers.. not a complaint about a client.

Sorry LVT i did not like this post. Where is the "no thanks"button?

First of all Rachel, it was 3 guys waiting in the bar for me, not two and they were not clients or boyfriends just 3 guys I had met for a drink and a chat plus I did not say to come to where I was or I would meet them either, they turned up on their own accord. And I chose who, when and where I meet a guy.
There is a big difference between work and my private life and I am mature and discreet enough not to have 3 clients in the same place waiting for bookings or in fact trying to pass someone else off of me either. Loll

As the other day you posted about letting two guys waiting in the hotel's bar, the fella you are going on about , maybe thought it is normal for you to have a drink with potential clients, therefore he tried his luck (lost 10 euros tho).

Loll you referred to yourself a time waster not me “Some women never quit complaining, maybe for the New Year you’d can make one big effort and leave off us guys...Please”
And no, I don’t know you, how would I know what you mean by this statement just like I would not know who is or who is not a time waster when they make their first contact. Both genuine client and time waster will say they are genuine guys making a booking. But not many would refer to themselves as time waster for the whole of EI to see. Loll and its obvious I am not moaning about genuine clients making contact or meeting with them, just the time wasters. And most who come to share fun times with me is due to my honesty as not everyone wants an acting sort of meeting, they want someone “real” with someone who is not going to act like sheep and do as they are told for money.

Some women never quit complaining, maybe for the New Year you's can make one big effort and leave off us guys...Please

You know well what I mean as i'm talking about guys in general and anyway i'm definitely not one of those guys as I wouldn't be silly enough to pay you a deposit to start with. I never waste any ladies time and seriously you should save the moaning for the bedroom.lol!

[talkabout]

Ladyvonteese must be able to type very quickly!

[Ladyvonteese]

There are time waster in every job and like most rational people here, totally get it when things just don’t go the way one plans but some times that happens and for sure this is not what I would not call a time waster either. And I am sure none of us in any job like our time wasted or here either regardless, if it’s a girl standing a client up because she has double booked or a client doing the same or sending abusive texts.
Of course when one post there are people who follow threads of a particular girl or lady to get to know the person and to get a better understanding of who the person is before they meet (as do us girls who do and don’t post too) and if this thread is pissing off time waster or in fact getting rid of clients who wish to meet with someone who just does what they are told to do and behave in the manner a poster thinks she should to get work, then of course that is not me. I have a brain and in all walks of my life and I am not a copy of another person who some have a wank over while on-line. And the client who come to me what to meet the real person not an actress plus even though I have done a good bit of UK TV and main stream media they pay me for being me, so I am not going to start pretending I am someone else, well unless its playing the role of a teacher or kinky mature lady next door etc. Loll
Surly my reputation precedes me in more ways than one and my profile states “I am different from the norm too”. Loll
And those who think this is a tread is for me to advertise or tout, well it’s not, surely if someone don’t like what a person is posting they don’t then waste time with it (baffled)!
Thankfully there are many genuine people here and many genuine on-lookers who are not members who like me because I am a person who says it as it is without having to call other posters names or insulting them or their integrity
Happy hunting girls and guys and have a great festive season whatever and whoever you are spending it with.
Lady Von Teese

As someone who has to deal with the public on a daily basis I can appreciate where you're coming from. I meet all types of people, most of whom are courteous and very easy to deal with. However there are always a few who are arrogant and self centred, the type of person who will drive up and park in the disabled parking spot just because it is closer to the door for them.

I would imagine it must be more difficult for escorts as there is an animality involved and many people think they can get away with more. The idea of a deposit to me is to secure an agreed service or item. To change parameters after the deposit is paid is unacceptable and understandably should be refused.

I believe it is worthwhile highlighting this issue and explaining to people that such activities are not accepted or tolerated by the ladies. It may go some way to discourage others from attempting to do the same.

I have never been asked for a deposit, but when I read these threads I can understand why a lady would ask me for a deposit. if someone is willing to mess a lady around after paying a deposit, be it 10 Euro are more, then I can only imagine what they would do had they not have paid a deposit.

As for the comment about Lady Von Teese using this thread as a form of advertising, somehow I think with her good reputation she does not need any form of promotion on these forums.

Perhaps there was some misunderstanding and there could have been a compromise reached on both sides before it reached this. It sounds like a lot more hassle the way it happened and both aren't happy. The fact he paid a deposit you would think he was genuine about meeting her. I know myself when you book an outcall sometimes circumstances change and you have to make alternative arrangements. The client could have explained things better maybe and things could have worked out better. The way he was abusive and continuing texting is unacceptable behaviour though.

I don't see this thread as advertising or touting! How could anyone think that?

well there a lot off good people out there but i will to take LVT side on this one the is a lot off time wasters and scumbags out there to,as i have to deal with them to last weekend was bad when i get mad i am not as nice as LVT if you know what i mean,i have been with Lady Von Teese many times and she is a lovely lady.Thanks for all the good times we had and the next time xx

just reading the posts as i am working the weekend,lvt started this post about time wasters,and now ye have turned on her now,maby there is some off of you posting time wasters ???,i see there are some ladies backing ye up now the must like the time wasters,i see there are some posting that like starting trouble and baned before and i am sure will be again,just try and sort out the time wasters,and stop your attacks on lady von teese,

I totally agree honey as I am sure there are many lovely people who may have been following a girls threads, post or adverts with anticipation on meeting her when she comes to their town however may have got her on a wrong day or may have turned her phone off because of the time wasters booking or calling with abuse.
And the same thing go for girls who don’t tell their clients they double book and don’t care they have left some guy standing or say they are from another country, photo shop there photos so they no longer look like the same person, or use anther persons photos to advertise or offer services they don’t do. It works both way and so can spoil things for both client and us girls.

Rubbish.TWs should be made an example of because they wreck things for the rest of us. Also, much more human and interesting when particular timewasting usernames are mentioned - it might stop some of the abuse.

It turned out ok honey and when he was not pissed he was an ok person who I had fun with plus blow his bloody mind in the type of service I provide. Loll

All's well that ends well

And you leave my knight in shining armour alone as it’s always nice to have someone (like most of the girls here who post) someone like Tom for support and beep beep beep beep beep. Loll
But some of the phone calls I get from clients when I post are so fecking hilarious I now truly understand when someone says “piss my knickers laughing”. Loll

LVT is a big girl and she does not need anyone to defend her so no white knighting please.
By the way I enjoy her posts, might not agree with them all but enjoy reading them.
People will have different opinions and stop going on about time wasters, they have always been about and will be about whether we like it or not, just my opinion like

Oh for sure honey when I do get it finished, its going to make some fecking good reading and very helpful advice too.Loll

I found it very good reading but found it not detailed enough.

I don't care where they stick their fingers, I'm looking forward to LVT book(s), its got to be a best seller, She's the JK Rowling of the Escort world,