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    Default Malena and Carmen in CORK

    We are in Cork from 14th waiting for u to enjoy sex, passion, lots of fun....
    The REAL lesbian duo !!!!! CLG (Cheeky Lesbian Girls)

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    0833776030 Call us now!!!!

    We have someone taking care of us, so be nice He`s not coming into the room with us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busty Malena and Carmen View Post
    We are in Cork from 14th waiting for u to enjoy sex, passion, lots of fun....
    Awww, I was thinking of organising a coach and making a King's Ransom to take all the horny guys to see you!!

    I'm sure you'll have a great time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BruceAlmighty View Post
    Awww, I was thinking of organising a coach and making a King's Ransom to take all the horny guys to see you!!

    I'm sure you'll have a great time...
    U still can do it, we are having requests from Limerick, Letterkenny, and other places
    The REAL lesbian duo !!!!! CLG (Cheeky Lesbian Girls)

    REVIEWS: http://www.escort-ireland.com/117/du...t-reviews.html

    Duo recession rates!!!
    200 half hour
    400 an hour


    0833776030 Call us now!!!!

    We have someone taking care of us, so be nice He`s not coming into the room with us

    Fan n.1 Brucealmighty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busty Malena and Carmen View Post
    U still can do it, we are having requests from Limerick, Letterkenny, and other places
    How are you planing to off set you’re carbon foot print from all that driving up and down the ‘Highways’ and ‘Bi’ ways from Cork to Donegal Lady’s?

    I hope you two are environmentally aware Escorts and not like the other gas guzzlers. What kinda mileage are you two getting from your engines and what sort of grip have you got and of course traction control and independent suspension is a must these days but yours looks fine to me so no need to change the shock absorbers.

    I might have to dip you two for oil and test the tyres [not saying they are full of air mind ]

    What are your GPS co-ordinates so I can set my TomTom?

    Ok I’m all out of car metaphors or in your case MET HER PHOAR!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oven Ready Eddie View Post
    How are you planing to off set you’re carbon foot print from all that driving up and down the ‘Highways’ and ‘Bi’ ways from Cork to Donegal Lady’s?

    I hope you two are environmentally aware Escorts and not like the other gas guzzlers. What kinda mileage are you two getting from your engines and what sort of grip have you got and of course traction control and independent suspension is a must these days but yours looks fine to me so no need to change the shock absorbers.

    I might have to dip you two for oil and test the tyres [not saying they are full of air mind ]

    What are your GPS co-ordinates so I can set my TomTom?

    Ok I’m all out of car metaphors or in your case MET HER PHOAR!!!

    We are fully equipped, long and smooth tyres, excellent airbags, peachy boots, tight wheel, we only miss the gear lever....on second thoughts we dont miss it (strap-on)
    You can try the full equipment and decide if its suitable for u, comfortable and cozy.
    The REAL lesbian duo !!!!! CLG (Cheeky Lesbian Girls)

    REVIEWS: http://www.escort-ireland.com/117/du...t-reviews.html

    Duo recession rates!!!
    200 half hour
    400 an hour


    0833776030 Call us now!!!!

    We have someone taking care of us, so be nice He`s not coming into the room with us

    Fan n.1 Brucealmighty

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    Default LOL yer gas Women I have to say, very funny post.

    Quote Originally Posted by Busty Malena and Carmen View Post
    We are fully equipped, long and smooth tyres, excellent airbags, peachy boots, tight wheel, we only miss the gear lever....on second thoughts we dont miss it (strap-on)
    You can try the full equipment and decide if its suitable for u, comfortable and cozy.
    So comfortable and cozy eh? I like the sound of that but which one's comfy and which one's cozy?

    And are you convertible or hardtop?

    The pep of petrol or the economy of diesel?

    Is that strap-on manual or automatic?

    Do the headlights fully dip or are set on full beam?

    And most importantly [and cheekily] is the interior upholstery smooth to the touch?

    OK I’m sold so all is left is a test drive and sort out the finance. I’ll be round the showroom in the morning so wash and wax the bodywork, kick the tires and light the fires.

    Oh btw do you do tradein’s and what would you give me for my ol banger, its like me, its not flash but it can mooooooove
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