How long does it take to undress?

**bollocks** · 10-12-14, 18:46

I reckon that I can do it in 2 mins, and about 5 mins to get dressed

At say 3 euros a minute, thats a loss of 21 euro

And then there is the shower,,,takes a minute to warm up and another min to adjust temp so that you dont get burnt,,,or frozen

then the shower

and then the time drying which is at least 90 seconds

Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business

**dr love** · 10-12-14, 18:53

Pmsl !!!!!! .: doc

**Petros** · 10-12-14, 18:57

Originally Posted by bollocks

Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business

Perhaps you need to find a hobby that does not involve washing and removing your clothes?

**SmallHorn** · 10-12-14, 19:14

Originally Posted by bollocks

I reckon that I can do it in 2 mins, and about 5 mins to get dressed

At say 3 euros a minute, thats a loss of 21 euro

And then there is the shower,,,takes a minute to warm up and another min to adjust temp so that you dont get burnt,,,or frozen

then the shower

and then the time drying which is at least 90 seconds

Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business

Takes me forever to dry myself,
Im not satisfied unless every bit of me is dried properly.

Hint of ocd maybe

Or maybe cos Im checking myself out in the mirror

**WatWatWat** · 10-12-14, 19:30

When I think of all the hours I've spent admiring myself and shooting the guns in the bathroom mirror of an escorts apartment.

All that money. What I could have bought. Truth is I'm just to good looking.

**Red79** · 10-12-14, 19:35

Originally Posted by bollocks

I reckon that I can do it in 2 mins, and about 5 mins to get dressed

At say 3 euros a minute, thats a loss of 21 euro

And then there is the shower,,,takes a minute to warm up and another min to adjust temp so that you dont get burnt,,,or frozen

then the shower

and then the time drying which is at least 90 seconds

Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business

A mate of mine who's A (rather quick witted) wheelchair user has concerns about this. Reckons he's hesitant to book an escort as it might cost him £160 to get his boots off! Lol

**Naughtynatalie** · 10-12-14, 19:39

**Elizaparkeruk** · 10-12-14, 19:40

Red79

Your friend should book an out call. No traveling needed and he can wear just a robe. Undressing time= 2seconds

**dob** · 10-12-14, 19:57

Originally Posted by Ketchup

There's no one making you go, is there.

True, true

Maybe bollocks you should wear a sheet, you know like Ghandi used to wear

Shouldn't take too long to remove

**greenie** · 10-12-14, 20:32

Originally Posted by bollocks

I reckon that I can do it in 2 mins, and about 5 mins to get dressed

At say 3 euros a minute, thats a loss of 21 euro

And then there is the shower,,,takes a minute to warm up and another min to adjust temp so that you dont get burnt,,,or frozen

then the shower

and then the time drying which is at least 90 seconds

Expensive hobby,,,before one gets down to business

What is the short walk to the front door costing in real terms?
Maybe agood idea to include some efficiency tips in Decembers edition of Punters Only newsletter...You know the one that the escorts are not aware exists.

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