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How would you react?
So, imagine you have just arrived at the specified hotel room & exchanged pleasantries with the beautiful lady of your choosing......
Suddenly, and without warning, there is a knock on the hotel room door!
How would you react?
I don't mind admitting that a mild feeling of shear panic crept in, until I realised it was just some langer who had been there earlier that day & forgot his phone.
True story!!!
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My heart would jump!Originally Posted by jamieboyo
Then my mind would run through a slew of scenarios, mostly bad
Then Id prob ask the lady if she was expecting someone,ask her real name in case of guards (i know its not illegal yet!), while I reach for my clothes
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You wont know, until you try!
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Well my heart definitely skipped a few beats.My heart would jump!
Then my mind would run through a slew of scenarios, mostly bad
Then Id prob ask the lady if she was expecting someone,ask her real name in case of guards (i know its not illegal yet!), while I reach for my clothes
And my mind definitely went through a slew of scenarios, mostly bad
All is well that ends well......
Last edited by jamieboyo; 10-12-14 at 09:48.
So what happened? Are you posting this from prison?Well my heart definitely skipped a few beats.
And my mind definitely went through a slew of scenarios, mostly bad
All is well that ends well......
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A bit of arresting took place a couple of minutes later alright, but fortunately I was not arrested by the guy who forgot his phone, but by a very beautiful lady
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"Ello may i elp yuu? oh sorry misher dee lady is buzzie undressing.. com bak later si vous plait" sorry.. just had to(totally random i know)
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see this is why I ask every gent before he leaves to check they have their phone, wallet, keys etc
Because anything left behind, I keep, its in the small print .............. just dont read the small print though
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I would shout " Read the fucking DO NOT DISTURB sign" .
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde
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Imagine if I answered the door & asked him if he was back so soon for more!!
I have a plan in place for just such an occasion.
1. Find out who is at the door and what they know.
2. Exit through the window.
3. Take car to a secluded area a burn it.
4. Hijack another car to get home.
5. Destroy laptops computers and phones.
6. Shave my legs put on a dress get already prepared passports and burn the house.
7. Get to airport and onto the next flight to Puerto Rico. Ireland has no extradition treaty with them.
8. Live happily ever after.
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