How would you react?

[Best Before]

So, imagine you have just arrived at the specified hotel room & exchanged pleasantries with the beautiful lady of your choosing......

Suddenly, and without warning, there is a knock on the hotel room door!

How would you react?

I don't mind admitting that a mild feeling of shear panic crept in, until I realised it was just some langer who had been there earlier that day & forgot his phone.

True story!!!

I would shout " Read the fucking DO NOT DISTURB sign" .

[jamieboyo]

I would shout " Read the fucking DO NOT DISTURB sign" .

Imagine if I answered the door & asked him if he was back so soon for more!!

[SteveB]

see this is why I ask every gent before he leaves to check they have their phone, wallet, keys etc



Because anything left behind, I keep, its in the small print .............. just dont read the small print though

And if you leave your car keys, she keeps the car.....

[WatWatWat]

I have a plan in place for just such an occasion.

1. Find out who is at the door and what they know.
2. Exit through the window.
3. Take car to a secluded area a burn it.
4. Hijack another car to get home.
5. Destroy laptops computers and phones.
6. Shave my legs put on a dress get already prepared passports and burn the house.
7. Get to airport and onto the next flight to Puerto Rico. Ireland has no extradition treaty with them.
8. Live happily ever after.

[funlover12]

I have a plan in place for just such an occasion.

1. Find out who is at the door and what they know.
1.b close the door in their face and then....
2. Exit through the window.
3. Take car to a secluded area a burn it.
4. Hijack another car to get home.
5. Destroy laptops computers and phones.
6. Shave my legs put on a dress get already prepared passports and burn the house.
7. Get to airport and onto the next flight to Puerto Rico. Ireland has no extradition treaty with them.
8. Live happily ever after.

missed a very important step, otherwise theyll just follow you out the window

[HairyPotter]

probably just room service, the police don't usually knock they put the door in

[greenie]

I have a plan in place for just such an occasion.

1. Find out who is at the door and what they know.
2. Exit through the window.
3. Take car to a secluded area a burn it.
4. Hijack another car to get home.
5. Destroy laptops computers and phones.
6. Shave my legs put on a dress get already prepared passports and burn the house.
7. Get to airport and onto the next flight to Puerto Rico. Ireland has no extradition treaty with them.
8. Live happily ever after.

step 1 is an unnecessary risk and could destroy your life

[newballsplease]

So, imagine you have just arrived at the specified hotel room & exchanged pleasantries with the beautiful lady of your choosing......

Suddenly, and without warning, there is a knock on the hotel room door!

How would you react?

I don't mind admitting that a mild feeling of shear panic crept in, until I realised it was just some langer who had been there earlier that day & forgot his phone.

True story!!!

This is why I don't visit ladies in hotels.

[SmallHorn]

Im in the habit of forgetting to take my money with me as I leave.

Knock on the door shouting I left envelope in there, no answer.

Shes probably in the shower by then hence the no reply

[funlover12]

probably just room service, the police don't usually knock they put the door in