This is what lizzy thinks of E-I

[Bigger Paws]

Hello Ladies & Gents, here is the latest on my life and times on an Irish Escort site - would say the name but hey......not gonna get done for naming - just shaming here!!!

For some time now i have had a lunatic that has been getting in touch with me either by text or calling me - the little you know what, text me Hilton69 at the ungodly hour of 8am in the morning - the damned phone just bleeps and bleeps and eventually i turn over to discover the Irish idiot who i shall call ***** - well that's his real name although his user name is - and you are gonna love this - Bigger Paws. The texts range from - Morning gorgeous, that's before he knew that i wasn't a morning person - to now the title of Morning Grumpy. I have on two of my phones about 40 messages from this head-case and frankly it reached the point of me having to tell him to take my number off his phone and I would do the same.

Well, you cannot believe what ***** did next - he starts to say that i am texting him and that the messages are not nice.......ah dudums - i don't instigate these texts he does and being of sound mind and body and not Irish - I reply back to them. The joke is that the Irish are well known for being thick - well he is the archetypal Irishman - incredibly thick. I put my hands up if i say or do anything wrong - i don't lie so all the above is totally true - being a good person and telling the truth is something that is rather frowned upon on this particular Irish site......but i can tell you that it isn't Irish Independent Escorts - cos on there they tell it how it is - this site is totally for nutters.

Strange but true here are some of the names that are the User Names for this site and the first few are the ones are are the most Evil creatures that i have ever come across in my entire life:-

Big Paws ........- A true nutcase - I was sent a link that he was on that was a swingers site - Idiot still called himself - yeah you are ahead of the game - well you would be cos you will be English or anything other than an Irish dip-stick.......Big Paws - wow turns out his real name is Mike and he is now 34 and one tall dude standing at a mere 5'7" - you have to laugh.

I didn't like a guy called Big Daddy69 but we kind of worked out our differences and things were cool after a while. Another guy that was more in the elite - was a man called Carlos - don't remember his other name - very bright and intelligent and i used to enjoy reading what he had to say - but then he was only half Irish - T.he. One other that i didn't get on with was a guy called NinebyThree - he had an avatar of Bart Simpson and i don't know why - I love the Simpson's but it totally put me off him - now i speak with him all the time on MSN and Mobile - things got so out of hand re the texts with ***** that i forwarded them all to him for him to see - i even sent him my replies to show i was no liar - Sorry 9by3 I do love you and all that - but he never stuck up for me - which is a shame cos i don't have respect for folk that don't back women up.

Then their new section came onto the board which was called The Soap Opera section for the Ramblings of the Trolls etc., It was a riot cos you could write anything you wanted which was amusing and then came some of the most ridiculous stuff that i ever read - Me being Liz Hilton along came some of my fictitious family - there was my mother of course called Mummy Hilton69 she was vaguely amusing - but my Aunt Clarence really was a wag, she was hysterical and had me giggling so much - a real lovable character - More characters came recently called Bruce Forsythe, Johnney Allen, Ron n Reg now they looked after me - lots of cement overcoats being sorted for those that were not nice to me by them, Babs (Windsor), Phil and Grant - of course - and another character i don't remember his name but his surname is hunt - the character based on the lads in the Sweeney. Oh there were lots more i think there was an Al Pacino too.......all the gangsters used to be threatening the other dudes it was really funny and i wrote back to these posts. Oh I remember Gene Hunt!

I don't want to sound big headed - but i will - anything that i wrote on the board was really funny and people always had looks and they got the most hits - been banned now three times off this site - firstly - and really ladies and gents you are gonna love this - for being racist..........hahahaha you have to laugh especially when you know what it was that i said which was racist - you for sure would never guess :- I said and really you are going to love it - someone had left something on the board and it was an old post and this particular bank holiday had passed so i said - there is no holiday is there - the response was very nice saying - no its an old post at which point i replied - this is the racist line "I must of been having a blond moment" - that's not racist - that just bloody funny another time i said that i must of been talking Irish - something that my friend Niamh - pronounced Neve in English says all the time - she is Irish and has a blinding sense of humour has me in stitches.


Can't remember what i said the second time that got me banned for 3 days and the latest ban is for doing something very naughty - they do this Slapper of the month and to all intensive purposes its not a bad idea - but its done on reviews - one man deals with this called Ric Flair - a real prat that is allegedly American - anyway me, humble little me had the nerve to say why not do what they do on all the other sites - as in the best ones -Busty of the month/Brunette/Blond or Mature - this works on all the sites all over the world and the revenue that is taken from this is rather a lot. Or to be the Independent of the month - is another. Liz Hilton me a little woman came up with idea ergo it had to be bloody stupid - women in Ireland are thought of as nothings - no opinions allowed whatsoever..........well sod em cos i am English, and proud to be so and whats more I have a right to an opinion - another opinion was that there was a girl called Gemma aged 18 and the BlowJobQueen - gonna love this - retiring blow job queen.......at ruddy 18...........how old was she when she started??

Well that's all i have to say about these sadoes cos they are just that a bunch of sadoes and will never amount to anything other than Punter's as they so delightfully call it - sorry but its not Punter's its Client's.......still they have no idea and frankly i don't give a hoot who reads this - English, Irish, Scottish or Welsh..........Irish people don't have dress sense - they think its fine to turn up at your hotel or wherever looking like something the cat dragged in - well no way - i won't see anyone that wants to dress like that - this ladies and gents is why i do rarely tour - I like men that are men and can afford to dress well - I do believe that clothes maketh the man and it is so much nicer to make an effort - lets face it i bother so why shouldn't they?

I didn't mention women that weren't particularly nice on the site cos there aren't that many........why aren't there that many - i can tell you why..........

THEY ARE TOO SCARED TO POST ON THE BOARD COS THE MEN WILL TAKE THE RISE........AND THEY DO............I haven't mentioned the name of this site but Old McDonald had a farm...........and the next line would have to be ** ** OH.........

..........The moderator of this site is just the pits and really it could be a man it could be a woman - nobody is sure.........and whats more i want her/him to ban me for life and i will mail her to tell her to read this..........

Hilton69 - Just had to point out how stupid these people are and those girls thinking of touring there - please go read the Escort Watch board - more scary things written there than anywhere else in the world - if you think I'm kidding - go look.

Love writing for you guys and i do have a nice naughty post to write up about a dinner date i had Thursday evening.........take care and seasons greetings to all.........

London's hottest racist - having so many brunette moments and of course talking Irish..........Guessing this should kick me off the board for life with a bit of luck......
Never before have i ever been called a racist - now is your chance to have a dig cos i most certainly have been here and frankly who cares - not me?

Kisses from the Hot One hope you liked the new pics. I do know lots of you did as i have had lots of mail and the secretary one seems to really do it for you.
To those of you that i have seen in Ireland before and had a jolly good time with i am sorry that i have written this - but there has to be boundaries for them and me and i believe in equal rights even if they don't. - Prada Man - I look forward to seeing you again soon....... xxx

Another that has been extremely rude to little old me is another tit called Epsilon - guessing he thought that was a cool dude name.....turns out there are still some of us that did Latin at school - well i did - Epsilon meaning of which - 5Th letter of the Greek alphabet - the guy is a menace and a bully - thinks he is the King Pin - but he is a nothing - ITS CYBERLAND - What part of this don't these folk get - gees i forgot - they are Irish.......silly Lizzy forgot. Ah what a shame - everything i am writing her is just so racist - but hey what the heck do i care - this man got me taken off this escort site cos i was rude......Oh boo ho

One other was a total idiot, there really is no other word to describe him other than this his name being Marijuana........allegedly always stoned - me thinks he just smoked chocolate ciggies from the sweet shop and drank some kind of pop - possibly even a diet drink......oh horrid, just like him - a true pikey if ever there was one.