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  1. 03-12-14, 20:35 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elizaparkeruk View Post
    I do so like Kiff though he is a crazy character.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elizaparkeruk View Post
    I love thought provoking jokes and naughty insightful quotes. As it is the season for merriment this is my top quote of the day:

    "An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets."

    what has stuck in your mind?


    A penis is the lightest thing in the world.

    It can be lifted by a thought!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGuy View Post
    I've changed my avatar just for you
    A man after my thongs
    Your Sexy little Adiction is back in Ireland this October. Dublin 6th-8th of October and then Belfast 9th - 13th of October. Book in Advance as I am a long booking specialist. lips and all.
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    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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    Confucius he say "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"
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    If I had the money I’ve spent on poontang, you know what I’d do with it? Spend it on poontang!
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    3 of men,s greatest lies
    The cheque is in the post
    We,re only going in for one
    I promise I won,t cum in your mouth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richyboy View Post
    If I had the money I’ve spent on poontang, you know what I’d do with it? Spend it on poontang!
    That's the attitude.
    A motto to live your life by.
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    Woody Allen: Don't knock masturbation it's sex with someone i love
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    .....I don't want them knowing my real name now do I
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