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    Santa Quotes and naughty jokes!

    I love thought provoking jokes and naughty insightful quotes. As it is the season for merriment this is my top quote of the day:

    "An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets."

    what has stuck in your mind?
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    I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy .: doc xx
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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    man who goes to bed with itchy bum , wakes up with smelly finger
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    Mae West: Sex is like a game of cards: if you do not have a good partner, you could use a good hand.
    Les Dawson: My wife is a sex object. Whenever it comes to sex, she objects.

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    Why is Santa so Jolly?

    Because he knows where all the naughty girls live

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    The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.


    Woody Allen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yamser View Post
    man who goes to bed with itchy bum , wakes up with smelly finger
    That is a classic that I never get tired of cringing/laughing over.
    Your Sexy little Adiction is back in Ireland this October. Dublin 6th-8th of October and then Belfast 9th - 13th of October. Book in Advance as I am a long booking specialist. lips and all.

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    Considering the new law this seemed apt

    "When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."

    Matt Groening
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    "I dont want to come between you two ladies....Or do I?" - Quagmire (Family Guy)


    "If I said you had a beautiful Body would take of your clothes and Dance around a little?" - Kiff (Futurama)

    "Oh! Uh! Ahem! I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies." - Kiff (Futurama)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGuy View Post
    "I dont want to come between you two ladies....Or do I?" - Quagmire (Family Guy)


    "If I said you had a beautiful Body would take of your clothes and Dance around a little?" - Kiff (Futurama)

    "Oh! Uh! Ahem! I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies." - Kiff (Futurama)
    I do so like Kiff though he is a crazy character.
    Your Sexy little Adiction is back in Ireland this October. Dublin 6th-8th of October and then Belfast 9th - 13th of October. Book in Advance as I am a long booking specialist. lips and all.

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