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  1. Default From moaning escorts to moaning clients :)

    .......moaning clients....marks out of ten....answers on a postcard to EI .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJoeDeWest View Post
    I don't know about moaning clients so, only about meself lik. Was once with dis wee lasher of a lady, hotel in belfast mined. She was wanting to meet in de hotel so i was up for it only in was 11 minutes past de twelve, So i sneaked in all James Bond like up to her room. She let me in and she was wearing a wee black number like, That clinged to her ample body and wee breast like. Soi walked in and this wee lasher had about a MILLION condoms on the old table dresser. I told her dat de one would do like, So where getting down to it, real nice and dirty like ACDC playing in the background like and see says to me that there is a couple in the next room so to keep it down. No problem so i said, before i know it she was making more noise than me, Now me cock is not big but she was moaning like fuck after a few minutes, i had to tell her to keep it down ffs!

    Wee Lasher's, sure what can you do, Just strap yourself in and wait for the cream like.

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    Where's the review then . Share FFS

    But a nice wee daydream anyway
    Last edited by Playitsam; 29-11-14 at 20:55.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJoeDeWest View Post
    I don't know about moaning clients so, only about meself lik. Was once with dis wee lasher of a lady, hotel in belfast mined. She was wanting to meet in de hotel so i was up for it only in was 11 minutes past de twelve, So i sneaked in all James Bond like up to her room. She let me in and she was wearing a wee black number like, That clinged to her ample body and wee breast like. Soi walked in and this wee lasher had about a MILLION condoms on the old table dresser. I told her dat de one would do like, So where getting down to it, real nice and dirty like ACDC playing in the background like and see says to me that there is a couple in the next room so to keep it down. No problem so i said, before i know it she was making more noise than me, Now me cock is not big but she was moaning like fuck after a few minutes, i had to tell her to keep it down ffs!

    Wee Lasher's, sure what can you do, Just strap yourself in and wait for the cream like.
    be ta hokey fuck...that's a tale and a half..begob!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJoeDeWest View Post
    I don't know about moaning clients so, only about meself lik. Was once with dis wee lasher of a lady, hotel in belfast mined. She was wanting to meet in de hotel so i was up for it only in was 11 minutes past de twelve, So i sneaked in all James Bond like up to her room. She let me in and she was wearing a wee black number like, That clinged to her ample body and wee breast like. Soi walked in and this wee lasher had about a MILLION condoms on the old table dresser. I told her dat de one would do like, So where getting down to it, real nice and dirty like ACDC playing in the background like and see says to me that there is a couple in the next room so to keep it down. No problem so i said, before i know it she was making more noise than me, Now me cock is not big but she was moaning like fuck after a few minutes, i had to tell her to keep it down ffs!

    Wee Lasher's, sure what can you do, Just strap yourself in and wait for the cream like.
    in other words you gave her a good cn2

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJoeDeWest View Post
    Nah i don't shoot and tell when it cum's da de lashers!
    tell me dis dough did ya use ur 10 inch pee nis or your 15 inch?
    Last edited by funlover12; 29-11-14 at 21:00.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJoeDeWest View Post
    Dis a bit like de escorts you have seen, afterwards mind when you shoot yo wee spunk. and they left like what de fuck did i just ride.



    Expect your not ginger, your lower din dat, your albinio black ginger!

    Awww look at you trying to be funny!

    Cute.

    Although ultimately a fail.

    Ps: Where are you from?
    Is english your native language?

    Genuine question

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Sarsfield....if he really exists that is...
    ah but what kind of moaning? lol

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    Think I angered the thick banned guy from the west.

    Whoops

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