I always find that this works well Hey how you doing well it worked for Joey ha..
tom sand (29-11-14)
"Here is your fee (insert escorts name)"
Works without fail
Chat up lines don't work for me. I couldn't get laid in a brothel.
Didn't I meet you in Istanbul?
Fighting the Good Fight...
Stephanie (02-12-14)
There was a guy in Glasgow years ago ask me if I fancied a fuck when I met him at the bar as I was ordering drinks.
10/10 for getting straight to the point but yuck no thanks.....eejit!
This is best kept for use with non Irish girls obviously. You got any irish in you? Would you like some?