Would all the cheapskate wankers in Belfast please stop

[Bogman]

I was gonna put FUCK OFF but decided not too cause too much offence in the title. My reasons are simple. One of my favourite ladies who only comes here the odd time has gone without me seeing her as she is pissed off with hagglers and dickheads wasting her time and energy trying to see a top class lady like her for peanuts.

She might never return and I don't blame her. I couldn't get her on the phone as she stopped taking calls such was the frequency of idiotic callers. I know her well and she would only have seen me if she was in the frame of mind to do her best with me and so rather than let me call round and find her in a bad mood she elected not to see me and I fully agree and understand her motives. When she is on good form she is sensational and our paths will cross again.

On behalf of the guys here who never haggle and appreciate the ladies who bring us pleasure in these dark days when all the news is of cut backs, dickhead MLAs feathering their own grubby nest, sex workers being ignored and isolated and historical child abuse by the holy orders, I apologise.