Murphy's Law

[Jetstream]

Finally decided to do something about my Escort virginity. .. had an escort in mind to celebrate a new job offer. So in preparation I decided to do a bit of spring cleaning and tidy up the old nether regions... nice tidy job until I got to ambitious and... yeh nearly cut the jewels off. Well it was a tiny nip in reality but fuk me... I thought id bleed to death. So thank you Murphy or should I say Gillette... you sharp son of a bitch! Purple heart for bravery me thinks!!!