If your favourite escort wrote a book about her experience as escort

[Best Before]

Mum's the word

[emmasweet]

I would be disappointed if I didn't get a mention

I let u to write book I bet u have lots of stories

[Forrest]

I let u to write book I bet u have lots of stories

If I ever did write a book, there would be at least one chapter specifically for you, Miss Sweet Tease

Maybe we could work on a co-production, as I reckon you have plenty of interesting stories too

[Johnbadboy]

I don't think so as I'm far too boring to make the headlines here,

You need to be a little crazy to make it into a book