French Emily & Spanish Sexy Naomi

[deafboy]

This is hardly the Christmas spirit I was talking about!!!!

Light up your Xmas.


Luthers Letter to Santa.

Dear Santa,

I hope this letter finds you and yours in good health and spirits.Thank you so much for the solar powered torch , programmable calculator and fly killer sprayed boomarang.Accepted with many many good wishes.

Santa below is my list for this year.Its a little bigger but i hope you find it to your acceptance.

225 sq m of slates and felt underlay,
four no beds and bed stands,
one kitchen,
one furniture suite,
one toliet bowel,
two sinks,
one tv and ariel,

I hope ypou can provide this Santa.PS do you do birthdays by any chance?

Yours Forever,
Luther.

A chimney might be handy too,
Westside.

[luther]

Light up your Xmas.


Luthers Letter to Santa.

Dear Santa,

I hope this letter finds you and yours in good health and spirits.Thank you so much for the solar powered torch , programmable calculator and fly killer sprayed boomarang.Accepted with many many good wishes.

Santa below is my list for this year.Its a little bigger but i hope you find it to your acceptance.

225 sq m of slates and felt underlay,
four no beds and bed stands,
one kitchen,
one furniture suite,
one toliet bowel,
two sinks,
one tv and ariel,

I hope ypou can provide this Santa.PS do you do birthdays by any chance?

Yours Forever,
Luther.

A chimney might be handy too,
Westside.

Oh and of course a partridge in a pear tree!!!
(and if it's not too much bother a new PC to replace that old Amstrad CPC 464 and high speed internet access so I can keep up to date with all the entertaining comments here)

[deafboy]

Oh and of course a partridge in a pear tree!!!
(and if it's not too much bother a new PC to replace that old Amstrad CPC 464 and high speed internet access so I can keep up to date with all the entertaining comments here)

was a nice bright early start to the day..........................and i slept it out ffs.

Fuckin Santa.Jesus,i remember the food that was left out for Santa in my place every xmas when i was young.Jesus,drinks,biscuits,exotic meats and cuisine dishes,all types of edible luxuries.I could never figure out how the old fella used be in the jax half the day.Now i know.I often had an image of Santa being about 32 stone.

cant wait till i have kids,
Westside.

[luther]

You're right deafboy, I've asked too much!!!
So all I want for Christmas is to keep my 2 front teeth after you come to burn me out!!!
And I'll keep santa's snacks on the small side, all organic and no pork!!!
Thanks for the tips

[BruceAlmighty]

Ah Westie, d'ya remember April Fools..?

Bless you, you've fallen hook line and sinker for my April Fools pranks the last 2 years

Looking forward to getting you again next year

I still get a giggle out of the food one and how many people went crazy...