Are you bad in bed?

[funlover12]

My bed is like a bombed version of Fota widelife park in the mornings. Seriously I could charge large sums of money for admission.

Westside.

covered in shit? there will be at least 1 guy wetting themselves here at that image and maybe asking you to sell some?

[TiffanyTees]

'Good in bed?' Oh the stories I could tell


Tiff xx

[funlover12]

No .............. x

no, but yes is

[tipp oldie]

I'm useless in bed, but the girls don't seem to mind as long as you have the right money.

[Naughtynatalie]

no, but yes is

cross threading? you've lost me? The question is 'are you bad in bed?' I said No

I was gonna to say I'm good at being bad if bad means really good but couldnt be arsed so just said No

[cp3o]

Why? Post your problems here. We can help and laugh.

I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.

[SmallHorn]

A staccato shag is a man who has no rhythm. It's kinda...bang bang bang, wheeze, bang bang bang bang bang oops. The end.

Sounds like a good bang tbh

[Petros]

Are you bad in bed? Why? Post your problems here. We can help and laugh.

I can't answer that one — best ask my tutors

A staccato shag is a man who has no rhythm. It's kinda...bang bang bang, wheeze, bang bang bang bang bang oops. The end.

Hmmmm... You learn something new every day — I don't think I am guilty of the staccato shag.

[sixfourblond]

I am so bad I get offered refunds....

[samlad]

It depends on who you ask. When I split up from my ex-wife, my penis suddenly decreased by four inches.