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    Default Are you bad in bed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
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    Can feel the urge returning

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    I snore,scratch my balls and tend to fart.
    I have my bad points too.

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    Now that's a thought, what is bad in bed? Men who dribble for a start. The staccato shag for another. Then there is the mN who pretends he hasn't come and carries on with flaccid penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Now that's a thought, what is bad in bed? Men who dribble for a start. The staccato shag for another. Then there is the mN who pretends he hasn't come and carries on with flaccid penis.
    never dribbled--except with a ballgag....staccato shag...not sure what u mean..Could never carry on with a flacid penis--its on am inch long lol
    Can feel the urge returning

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    Quote Originally Posted by wakka View Post
    never dribbled--except with a ballgag....staccato shag...not sure what u mean..Could never carry on with a flacid penis--its on am inch long lol

    A staccato shag is a man who has no rhythm. It's kinda...bang bang bang, wheeze, bang bang bang bang bang oops. The end.
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    Not enough practice. I need a teacher, I think!



    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    A staccato shag is a man who has no rhythm. It's kinda...bang bang bang, wheeze, bang bang bang bang bang oops. The end.
    I,m fecking DYNAMITE IN BED
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    A staccato shag is a man who has no rhythm. It's kinda...bang bang bang, wheeze, bang bang bang bang bang oops. The end.
    oh dear---kinda have to p[ut my hand up--sort of lol x
    Can feel the urge returning

    To punt or not to punt...that is the question!!!

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