Bloody amateurs! Sticking with the professionals from now on!

[justwhatiwant]

So I'm feeling a bit naughty and decide to respond to a craigslist ad. Lo and behold - it's a real-life actual girl talking to me on skype and everything. She tells me to come over so we can make it a bit more intimate.

So I suit up and head halfway across town. I'm at the pre-agreed meeting spot. She texts and she's on the way down... Aaaand no show. Was there 15 minutes with no answer, so I headed home. I'm on the bus when she calls and says sorry, she got ambushed by her best friend who showed up unannounced to bitch about her boyfriend. She wants me to come back and says she'll pay if I get a taxi.

Fair enough, I says. I head back and go to a new spot (indoors, because it's Baltic out). She gives me a call and I can hear her coming down some stairs. One minute she says. And what do you think happened? Never saw her and she's not returned my missed calls. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I'm going to grab a burger, go home, change into my pyjamas and watch Netflix.

Moral of the story lads: When you get the itch, go for one of the ladies on this site, not some timewaster. Sorry for the rant. Just needed to get that off me chest.