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    Angry Bloody amateurs! Sticking with the professionals from now on!

    So I'm feeling a bit naughty and decide to respond to a craigslist ad. Lo and behold - it's a real-life actual girl talking to me on skype and everything. She tells me to come over so we can make it a bit more intimate.

    So I suit up and head halfway across town. I'm at the pre-agreed meeting spot. She texts and she's on the way down... Aaaand no show. Was there 15 minutes with no answer, so I headed home. I'm on the bus when she calls and says sorry, she got ambushed by her best friend who showed up unannounced to bitch about her boyfriend. She wants me to come back and says she'll pay if I get a taxi.

    Fair enough, I says. I head back and go to a new spot (indoors, because it's Baltic out). She gives me a call and I can hear her coming down some stairs. One minute she says. And what do you think happened? Never saw her and she's not returned my missed calls. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I'm going to grab a burger, go home, change into my pyjamas and watch Netflix.

    Moral of the story lads: When you get the itch, go for one of the ladies on this site, not some timewaster. Sorry for the rant. Just needed to get that off me chest.

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    Dude that story means even I could not mock you!

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    Don't be surprised if you have been caught on someones phone camera and appear on the net somewhere!
    Sorry to say that but...........Craigslist is full of Guys pretending to be women or jokers.The fact you talked to her leads me to believe the latter
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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    Don't be surprised if you have been caught on someones phone camera and appear on the net somewhere!
    That's it make him feel better why don't ya

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    Dude! That is horrible — she is a total piss taker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    That's it make him feel better why don't ya
    I could lie
    Or I could post a link to tonights craigslist entries here for others to judge.
    But then I get banned from here and have nowhere to go unless I try craigslist
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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    I could lie
    You could ask him what was on netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xagerate View Post
    I could lie
    Or I could post a link to tonights craigslist entries here for others to judge.
    But then I get banned from here and have nowhere to go unless I try craigslist
    Better my visage than my kidney!

    Yeah, I know I'm ripe for piss taking right now, but I earned it for being a gobshite. Fuck's sake, like!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    You could ask him what was on netflix.
    A new documentary


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    Quote Originally Posted by justwhatiwant View Post
    Better my visage than my kidney!

    Yeah, I know I'm ripe for piss taking right now, but I earned it for being a gobshite. Fuck's sake, like!
    TBH its probably a few women havin a few drinks and messin around
    But Craigslist is notorious for scams
    The fact she skyped id say its a few merry ladies having a giggle and your internet debut is unlikely

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