Remembrance of things oral.

[Hardtoplease]

For quite a while, I have wondered why I have not felt compelled to leave a review. Apart from the obvious reasons of laziness.

Nearly all of my encounters have been most pleasant and pleasurable. All the desired boxes have been ticked. But maybe, just maybe, it is because there is a large element of box ticking involved in encounters nowadays, that is at the root of what I see as a change over the years.

Because I am an aficionado of all things oral, it is in this area that I've noticed most change.

Way back, long before we had EI with its photographs, reviews and menus of favourites, we had to do with discreet ads - from which we had to deduce various cues and clues as to what may be on offer. The telephone call was given acute attention to see if it would offer more cues and clues.

Along the way, the In Dublin magazine ads began to offer more and more clues and cues.
But it was only when you actually met the lady in question, that you could begin to check her boundaries and establish what these boundaries were. And indeed, those boundaries could change from visit to visit - no problem with that.

The thing is that when you met a lady with whom you clicked, you became a regular visitor of hers.

Now everything was not all light erotica and great encounters back in those days - but over time, you built up a number of regulars who suited your requirements.

Not having a "menu" of favourites, you had to "suck it and see" (to uncoin a phrase). A bit like real life - and all the better for that.

My fond memory is of various ladies who each had their own set of oral skills. No doubt the same skills are being deployed out there today - but, but, but.............

Nowadays, my impression is that too often the box is ticked (against the stopwatch).
There is a lot of "gobble, gobble, gobble" and "slurp, slurp, slurp" - a lot of effort being expended (and the box being ticked).

My roseate memory is of one lady who used to barely touch (tantalise) the lingham with her tongue, another who used an ice cube to exquisite effect, another who used to trickily use strands of her hair to tantalise the lingham as she moved around the general area, another whom I always mentally referred to as "Queen of the frenulum", and on and on and on.

These ladies knew that oral delights (both ways) are a delicacy of infinite variations - and not a generic exercise consisting of "gobble, gobble".

No doubt there are oral artistes out there today just as in the past - but, I don't seem to come across them.

I just wonder if the proliferation of porn today is a contributory factor. I am not a habitual user of porn - but from what I've come across, there appears to be a lot of "gobble, gobble".

Today, we have so many beautiful ladies coming our way, with so much information available to us. I just wonder if there is a generalised feeling that with such a wide range of favourites being available, that there is no need to make oral the exquisite experience it should be.

Also, with a lot of the ladies now being so mobile, there appears to be less opportunity to become a regular with all the advantages that brings.

Don't get me wrong. I would certainly not like to go back to the old days.

But I do get wistful for the oral delights of yesterday. No doubt, I will come across an oral artiste again - and when I do, I will get over my natural laziness and leave a review proclaiming her gifts.