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    Marry an Irish girl! It's a real eye-opener!! -
    The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
    The second man married a woman from Poland. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
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    The third man married a girl from Ireland. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees..
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    An Irish girl who had not seen her parents for over five years came home unexpectedly one day. No sooner has she set foot inside the house than her father rounded on her angrily: "Mother of God, Roisin! Where have you been all this time? Look at the state of you, girl! You're wearing lipstick and that skirt barely covers your bottom! You shameless ingrate! You left us without a word on your sixteenth birthday and we've not had so much as a line from you in five years. Why didn't you call? Do you have any idea what you've put your poor Mam through?!"

    Roisin started crying and sobbed: "Oh da...I fell in with a bad crowd...sniff...started sleeping around...took drugs...sniff...and then I became a prostitute..."
    "Holy Mary!" shouted her father. "What did you say? A PROSTITUTE!? You evil little sinner! You're a disgrace to this family—I don't ever want to see your face again!"

    "OK, Da," said Roisin, dying her eyes on an expensive, silk handkerchief. "I only came back to give Mum this fur coat, the title deeds to a ten-bedroomed villa in Spain and a savings account certificate for five million Euros. For my little brother, Sean...I got this gold Rolex, and for you, dearest Da—the 'S' type Jag that's parked outside—plus lifetime membership to the Ballymurphy Golf Club...(takes a deep breath)...and an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve with me on board my new yacht on the French Riviera, and—"

    Her Father interrupted and asked: "What was it you said you had become again?"
    His daughter started crying again and sobbed: "Sniff...a dirty little slut, Da...sniff...a shameless harlot who sells her body for money...a—a PROSTITUTE!"

    Oh! Sweet Bejeesus! The Lord be praised!" exclaimed her father, clasping her to his bosom. "You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said 'a Protestant.' Come here and give your Da a kiss!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mature abby View Post
    Marry an Irish girl! It's a real eye-opener!! -
    The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
    The second man married a woman from Poland. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
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    The third man married a girl from Ireland. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees..
    I'm laughing but really I'm crying inside. Why can't Irish women be slaves & treat their men right ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce View Post
    I'm laughing but really I'm crying inside. Why can't Irish women be slaves & treat their men right ?
    It's because they have their very own slaves who look after them

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    Neighbour has married a Polish lady, a real stunner, Polish women look after their men properly and are very obedient he says

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyPotter View Post
    Neighbour has married a Polish lady, a real stunner, Polish women look after their men properly and are very obedient he says
    Does she sit on command??

    I didnt think marriage meant ownership

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Does she sit on command??

    I didnt think marriage meant ownership
    Wonder if he rewards her with little treats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmallHorn View Post
    Does she sit on command??

    I didnt think marriage meant ownership
    I can't answer that one, SmallHorn but I do see him take her for walkies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyPotter View Post
    Neighbour has married a Polish lady, a real stunner, Polish women look after their men properly and are very obedient he says
    I thought we may be discussing a puppy here. Maybe it's just me but as an independent woman I would hate to be spoken of in such terms. X
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    Quote Originally Posted by AbsoluteNoob View Post
    Wonder if he rewards her with little treats.
    Maybe a bone once in a while .

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