Announcements

[mymann]

A notice board would be a great idea.

Imagine the stuff that would appear on it!


Notices for 1st November 2014:

The following user are currently banned:

Jack (I don't give a fuck) the lad
The Legend (AKA C N 2)



Lost and Found:

Gents watch found in bathroom of apartment in D18. Contact "Hot Stuff" if you want it back.

Gents underpants found in apartment in Kerry size "Small" Have now been sold on "Done Deal" Sorry!

Lost (Stolen) size 34D bra. red in colour from apartment in D9. I know who you are you bastard!!!

Found Small whimpering man in D4 apartment block with phone to his ear. It seems he was wandering around there for 4 hours saying "what floor are you on sexy bitch". His wife can collect him from escort... "Rydalot". Hurry up.. storage is being charged at the rate of €202 per hour.

Holidays:

Samlad will be on holidays for the next week so Yamser will be in charge. (We are all fucked")

Engagements:

We are happy to announce that escort Big tits Breda and client Smail dick Tom have become engaged. The engagement party will be held in the Rooster Hotel. Everyone is invited. Please have your €200 ready in an envelope at the door on your way in.

Night Classes.

Anal sex for beginners.

Classes will be held ever 2nd Monday in the parish hall, Newbridge at 9pm or later depending on how long the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting lasts. Bring your own ass.

and finally.....

Job Spot

We have vacancies for two male slaves in the Cork area. These are full time "positions". with generous perks such as 24/7 chastity device and weekly rectal cleansing with wire brush.
The successful applicants must have at least two years experience of getting the shit kicked out of them and four years experience of verbal abuse from a total cow. Make sure to include your blood type with your CV... just in case like!

Just brilliant, Rocker,
Best idea i've heard in a long time,
Could put Dr.NO in charge, SORRY i meant Doc LOVE,

[Mr Cuddles]

Ffs , just found out Cindy's been banned...... How did that happen?

Perhaps I should start a thread , people could speculate , get bitchy, say nasty things, others could defend her , eventually Sam would tell us what happened and close the thread.
Well, thats what usually happens

Still think there should be a notice board.... maybe not for everyone to post on, just the mods..... and Rocker123 lol

[Rocker123]

Ffs , just found out Cindy's been banned...... How did that happen?

Perhaps I should start a thread , people could speculate , get bitchy, say nasty things, others could defend her , eventually Sam would tell us what happened and close the thread.
Well, thats what usually happens

Still think there should be a notice board.... maybe not for everyone to post on, just the mods..... and Rocker123 lol

Thanks man. This is on me...........

[Rocker123]

Just brilliant, Rocker,
Best idea i've heard in a long time,
Could put Dr.NO in charge, SORRY i meant Doc LOVE,

Thanks! It took me a week to come up with that! lol

[Cindy Forever]

Ffs , just found out Cindy's been banned...... How did that happen?

Perhaps I should start a thread , people could speculate , get bitchy, say nasty things, others could defend her , eventually Sam would tell us what happened and close the thread.
Well, thats what usually happens

Still think there should be a notice board.... maybe not for everyone to post on, just the mods..... and Rocker123 lol

No any more love,xx