ideal Client

[amylove69]

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[dan8808]

Respectful, on time, knows what is on offer per favourites list and is clean.
Apparently i smell even after a shower so i fail on the clean aspect.
I wonder why an escort would say this??? Oh yes yes i said her service was average, silly me

[tom rambo]

Someone who has read and accepted what I offer on my profile, someone who phones sounding polite and then someone who actually turns up for their appointment aswell as turning up clean or at least using my shower and someone who is respectful and friendly x

i think it is me u are talking about

[tom rambo]

he just slides the money under the door and goes home

i think that santa

[emilyuk]

My ideal client, one who has read my profile and can see I have taken time to write it because I like to "click" with my clients, calls me politely with any questions and arranges an appointment, turns up on time or lets me know if they are in traffic etc, arrives clean and tidy, shoes off as they come in the door, up to my play room money exchanged with out me having to ask for it, respectful, gentleman.... and if they want to lick my bum for the whole time that's a plus

[Klittyliker]

So the general consensus is that the ideal client shows up on time, is clean, respectful, doesn't haggle over the fee and doesn't overstay their welcome.

In my personal experience he should also be willing to be bitten, scratched and pinched mercilessly and then promise to return in a few weeks knowing he'll get more of the same......

[The Libertarian]

Och Kendra Lassie, Ye told me that I was your ideal client.

I've attached a wee selfie below in case you cannae remember me!!!!

Well at least Rab C would have voted for Scottish Independence because the dole could hardly be worse than it currently is in The UK and his type blame everyone else for their troubles especially the Sassanachs!
Re him meeting an escort surely any escort seeing the skid marks on his Jocks would have to kick him out!

[Kendra]

Well at least Rab C would have voted for Scottish Independence because the dole could hardly be worse than it currently is in The UK and his type blame everyone else for their troubles especially the Sassanachs!
Re him meeting an escort surely any escort seeing the skid marks on his Jocks would have to kick him out!

You do know he's just an actor, don't you? Lol x

[Jiberjabber]

One who posts the money through the letterbox.

Failing that, one with a pulse will do.

No zombies then ... unless they know how to use a letterbox.